hejolia report for 05132009

Cchwnn: hejola report for 05132009.

Hello once again I am bill diaz. We would like to mention that the barrio hit parade did not appear this week due to the strike que esto musicos are in, for some reason or another there was a dance held at a local tavern and some of the bands did not get paid like promised. So this really had an impact in the hood, and now for our headline barrio news:

Up date on the Westside warrior news network con lewis mojo lewis.

barrio fleas market will open soon,

and finally, the five amigos used clothes gets rob.

Last night around 12 midnight several folks broke into the five amigos used clothes store and stole a bunch of stuff. The five amigos weren’t sure what was stolen since have their stuff is stolen anyway and the really don’t have any kind of inventory. El constable cadena did not file a complaint or report but did find that electric saw he lost a few years ago. Oh by the way, why did we say several folks were involved, es que la commadre rosa maria Gonzales was the one who called the constable. ms Gonzales 98 years old lives across the street from the five amigos.

In other news, a new barrio fleas market will be opening right across the street from our Westinghouse barrio mall. The owner, mr. full of bull has agreed to let us tour his new business next week. He wants to invite all la raza who cannot afford a store inside the mall, and have always wanted to operate a store, can come over here and open one here, he tells us. So we will be doing a follow up story on this new business in the hood.

And finally, a few words from our friends at the Westside warrior news network, are you there, lewis.


wha da dilly yo? once ag'in muh ah be lewis mojo lewis wiff da westside warrior news network. well things gots settled down here in our side o' da hood. da city has agreed ta let its residents keep da occupied city street it took over. an' da city has agreed ta make uh small barrio park in dat area fo' da kids.

but in other news, now dat lots o' new folks iz moving back ta da hood we's iz real excited dat lots o' new stores an' shops will be opening. da crime rate has gone down an' we's iz sure glad dat all dem illegal polish an' german pimpz got picked up last week. we's really dont gots any problems wiff illegals just dat many th'o't dey iz taking our jobs.. ah really dont believe dat anyhow. well ah be lewis mojo lewis an' now back ta bill at our command post in kingsville, texas. Jus' like Orenthawl James.


Ok thanks mojo. Well that’s it for today I am bill diaz and have a great tejano day.