barrio stock market report for 07222011

barrio stock market report for 07222011
barrio stock market report for 07222011
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Kingsville,tx. Once again I am Urbano Yosabatodo, con this week’s barrio stock market report. Now that Christmas’s bills have settled into our monthly payments, don’t you think it’s time to really start saving for Christmas now? 2011 started out real good in the real market but doesn’t show too must hope here in the hood/barrio.
Many barrio members we have interviewed tell us que this past Christmas was great, con mucho less hot stuff for sale this year que many had go an buy some real stuff. One vato said, que buy hot stuff was almost the same like buying it at a real store. The only differences is que you can use it for awhile and then take it back and bang you got your money back, whereas if it was some hot stuff, sold as it is.
Anyhow we just hope que you don’t argue about these bills con your wife or husband, because both of you are in it together.
So compadre y comadre, hold hands an ask yourself, que this year we won’t buy so much shit que we really don’t need and if we do want to buy, buy it for Christmas. That way you have chingos de presents under the tress.

Now for our barrio stock market report for 07222011
Los Tamales: Well well it took a drop this week. El tamale guy tells us que los tamales are down and que he is real tired from la chinga he took during xmas con the selling of over 200 dozens. Man that is lots of wrapping brother. Tamales ended the week at $5.00 a down.
Los taquitos: Well we find it very interesting que at least two taco stands have closed down since the turn of the year. What makes a person drop everything after all that investment on someone else property? Oh well, los taquitos ended the week at $ 1.50 cents each and the coffee is extra.

Las empanadas: THE EMPANADA WAR OF 2006 had a huge impact on how empanadas are made nowadays. Las empanada ENDED THE FREAKING WEEK AT $.85 CENT EACH .

Cheap beer: Wow cheap beer is not too cheap as it was a few months ago. We are a bit worried que several vato’s in the hood have been thinking of making their own beer. We just hope que they don’t mess up and kill anyone. As you might remember que we did mention que me primo in 1965 almost killed 25 people con su home made brew. Cheap beer ended the week at $4.65 a six pack.

And finally la barbacoa de cavesa: Now the real challenge this year for la raza que owns livestock is que the production on llamas don’t start soon. La barbacoa de cavesa ended the week at $6.50 a lb.

Barrio want ads:
X0159: good parents are looking for new or used xmas presents to trade or something for a 23 year old son. asap.
X4583: used bicycles and parts and accessories for sale or trade. Will trade for a 23 year kid or older. Must be house trained.

X5896: ten turkeys for sale or trade. A few in good health, the others you decide. Call sooner than later, need to sell them can’t calm them on our income tax.

X54786: new and used condoms for sale or trade. Instructions stuck in the middle of the package. There is no return on this purchase. Must be at least 45 years of age or older if interested in purchasing this new and used condoms. Come bye our home and honk three times. Make sure it’s not two horns, that’s for another item.

Ok raza there you have it for this week and have a great tejano day.