Monday, July 18, 2011

hejola report for 07152011

Hejola report for 07182011.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Blind vato wins Karaoke barrio all star contests.
Ten arrested outside karaoke bar.
And finally disable persons are making a big impact in the hood.
The increase of disable residents has raised some major ass concerning in the hood say one barrio leader. We need to re evaluate our barrio to make sure que all of this disable folks are getting their fair share of community services and benefits. One thing that is on the agenda is for our next barrio leadership program schedule for 2013 is access to bars and churches. If you feel that there are services not provided please feel free to attend the next meeting.
A riot followed the announcement of this year’s karaoke winner. It was seconds after the winner was announced que at least twenty folks started throw bottles, chairs, shoes, and who knows what else at the judges as they ran for their lives outside the only Karaoke bar in the county. After the constable and his barrio 666 task forces came in and maintained order, which resulted in arrest of ten men and women and few that we couldn’t determined what sex they were. Charges are going to be filed against this entire people.
A hand full of contestants complaint that Henry the blind vato Owel home provider, should not have been declared the winner of this year’s karaoke contest because since Henry was blind and had his home care provider sang him the words as he tried to sing with the music. He sounded awful and didn’t even go along con the music says one of the female contestants. At the end the judges felt que the home provider did a great job. None of the judges wanted to comment about this event. But Henry home care provider felt great once she was awarded the cash prize of $200,000 pesos. It was so bad says one of the customer’s que they don’t even remember the song they were trying to sing.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great day.

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