hejola report for 07112011

Hejola report for 07112011.
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Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Hood braces new flood of possums.
La commadre wants to run for president.
And finally a quite weekend ends in the shooting of several.
The weekend was almost over when a shooting occurred around the corner of third and wells, where it was reported que three turkeys and ten ducks were gun down in the middle of the street and left behind to suffer. El constable cadena is asking for your help in finding these assassins, by contacting our office.
La commadre wants to run president of el barrio parent’s educational center. The center which is located near the corner of third and wells, has had its share of problems this year and has decided to elect and appoint new leaders to the organization. We need people that can spell and read and understand and know how to talk and deal with people. La commadre, Marry Merry Morse Munoz is very interested in making those changes if she gets elected. Ms. Munoz told this reporter, “who needs a ged when you got a bunch of morons running the place”. Elections will be held in next ten years.
Just when you thought things were going great, you catch a large number of possums that seem to have invaded the hood. Within the last few days’ residents in the hood have been renting them possums traps in large amounts and have not only demonstrated que there were possums inside our hood but chingos. La commadre Maria K, just within a few night has managed to catch at least 27 of them. This is contrary to the report our barrio leaders stated that the possum’s population was down.
Hellos have a good day.