hejola report for 07062011

Hejola report for 07062011.
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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again, I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Fart bill passes city and barrio council.
Group of women protest corner store.
Ten cows and several pigs arrested inside the city limits.
It’s been several weeks since we had any farm animals come in the city limits after they had been told not to. That was not the case yesterday afternoon when more than ten cows and several pigs were arrested by el constable cadena when they were wondering around the corner of third and wells. Once they were rounded up, el constable questioned several of the farm animals but was unable to get a real answer to why they were in town. They were all packed into el constable car and were taken back to the farm. No charges are pending.
A group of large women protested yesterday La Villa Corner store for a sign he put up in front of the store not allowing any women over 200 lbs inside the store says owner Blas Ruiz. I am tired of these women coming in here and not buying anything, just wondering around the store. The rule only applied to females and not males. Mr. Ruiz was asked why only females, he said because they are the ones that come in here and not buy anything. And not only that he said I know who they are and what they want. And I want them out of here. A local equal rights attorney is being asked to look into the big matter.

Yesterday afternoon, the city and barrio council pasted the first reading of a Fart bill that would fine you if caught farting in public. The city leaders told this reporter que if this bill does pass which will require three more readings would generate about $200 per day in revenue. This fund could provide the funds that the city and barrio are short coming for 2012.
Ok raza have a great day.