hejola report for 07272011

Hejola report for 07272011.
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Kingsville,texas. Hello again I am country pancho and I am county Leroy and the creator has given us this part time job as barrio reporters. Now here is my bro with today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Increase in barrio garden damages.
Ten arrested and seven held without reason.
And finally country pancho and county Leroy announce their fall 2011 tour and new cd.
Oh yea folks if you been waiting for our new country tejano cd will its out and on its way to all the south Texas flea markets. The name of our new cd is “back again and on the prowly” which will include ten new country tejano songs writing and produced by us. So if you got $.50 or more make sure an purchase our latest cd “ back again and on the prowly” . oh by the way we will be touring south texas this fall, make sure you make the time to check us out.
Leroy here, yesterday ten persons along with their pets were arrested and carried off to jail for protesting a new city rule that requires all animal owners within the city limits to take a written test on their skills and abilities to care for their pets. Seven were also held without being arrested or ticketed. One of the seven told us que he thought he hear one of the arresting officers tell another officer “let’s take all this folks for a ride in their new police car”. This has not been confirmed but the mighty seven are still locked up for no reason. The seven are waiting for the officers to come back from their break and release them from inside the new cop car. Charges will be filed against all the 12 persons involved in this protest.
Pancho here, for some reason or another there has been at least ten barrio gardens destroyed and damaged during the night. El constable cadena tells us que there are some indications que it could be the same people doing this awful thing to our barrio gardens. Oh by the way it seems that the people doing this are also taking tomatoes and flowers. A small reward is being offered for any information regarding this matter.
Ok got to go and sign some cd’s.