hejola report for 07142011

Hejola report for 07142011.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
New barrio survey shows increase of weight amount its residents.
Two tons of fun adult bar reopens its doors.
And finally, just couldn’t get away.
Henry Garcia has always been known in the hood for that big kid who is always looking for trouble. when last night was his last chance to get in trouble when he got run over by a bulldozer will trying to steal one of its tires. The driver of the bulldozer will not be charge for running him over when he didn’t notice Henry had the rig already jacked up and was on the verge of removing the giant tire when the darn machine moved and collapse on top of henry. Once the barrio volunteer firefighters got there they tried to keep henry stable until the real ambulance got there. They were able to move henry from underneath the bulldozer but were not able to safe his left hand, right arm and part of his left side of this head which he lost half of that ear. Charges will be pending but it seems that no charges will be filed due to the fact que he already lost a lot of shit.
The owners of two tons of fun adult bar has reopen its doors after it had been shut down for a few months. La commadre Queta Ruiz Torres tells us que they have re-opened and are looking for a few healthy women to dances and entertain its customers of women and men. The only problem is that dancers they are looking for must be over the weight of 250 lbs. if interested please come by our bar to turn out. When asked about the problem many women were having in the hood, she told us who cares how you look or feel when you are having fun.
Yesterday our own Maria La Bandia showed us que our barrio was on the raise again compared to size it was several years ago. Si says maria we got lots of heavy weights in the hood compare to 5 years ago. And the most biggest increase is con las commadres, after interviewing ten commadres it was determined que at least one of off ten were little bit overweight and 4 out of ten were overweight and 7 out of ten were way beyond over weight. This study tells us several things. One that the hood is excising less that 5 years ago, and it also tells us que the hood is eating more good foods than bad foods. You know there really isn’t any bad foods but it’s what you do when you finish eating. That is the main problem.
Ok folks have a great barrio day and remember que it take two to tango. Wax on, wax off.