hejola report for 07012011

Hejola report for 07012011
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Kingsville. Tx. Hello my name is Bill Diaz, barrio stock market report is on vacation but for now here is our award winning barrio headline news:
Large amount of ugly show up for program.
Fight breaks out inside mall area, Mr. Turkey mall mascot arrested.
And finally, barrio college rates go up and down for the fall semester of 2011.
Barrio members that plan on going to our barrio college this coming fall semester for 2011, were informed que there are going to be some big changes in our curriculum and fees. The director of the college, Alberto Esinten told this reporter que college classes cost were going to be increased by 3000 percent compare to 1970 fees. Yea we kind of overlooked how much we were charging and our board decided this past week that we were going to have to raise them fee’s if we wanted to keep the one room college open for future.
Yesterday was Barrio Ugly day, when all the ugly people known in the hood were asked to show up at the corner of third and wells for a group picture. At least 250 ugly men, women, dogs, cats, and some farm animals were given awards after a whole bunch were declared real ugly. I mean ugly says one of the judges whose name won’t be mention (henry). My god I don’t mind the the ugly people but the ugly cats, the ugly dogs and dang especially those ugly farm animals, they really took the award and the cake. Plans are on the back burner for next year.
A fight broke out inside the mall area, when several men started beating up the mall mascot Mr. Turkey when he tried to hug one of the men’s wife. I just don’t know what went into his head says the mall manager, Gloria Guerra after she was questioned on the way Mr. Turkey had been acting earlier in the day. The constable cadena wasted no time in arresting Mr. Turkey who had been warned not to touch any of the customers in or outside the mall area. Ms. Guerra was asked if she would fire Mr. Turkey, her responds was he is my cousin.
Ok raza have a great 4 of July and watch out for those fingers if you are going to be firing firecrackers.