Hejola report for 06182012.
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Kingsville, tx. Hello raza Como estan, Bill Diaz here con
today’s award winning barrio headline news;
Vato injured burns house down.
La commadre makes bold prediction,
And finally, make it easy on your self center.
Los Garica Brothers, John, Joe, Herny, Ben, Paul, Norm,
Bill, Edward, and James opened a relaxing center for those that have too much
stress in their lives. The center will feature naked pictures of ex wifes, past
due bills, copies of foreclosures, pictures of bad hair days and so on. The purpose
of all this is to demonstrate que you don’t realize what you have until its
gone.
Yesterday la commadre Maria Juarez, told a group of crazy
folks que in 2033 there would lots of bad things going to happen base on what
is going on today. After a few minutes of preaching the future, a bird flew by
and chit on her head, at that point she told the group you see it’s happening
already.
Yesterday el senor Juan Morales suffered a real heart attack
and fell over his kitchen stove, which started his clothing on fire. As he
struggled to get outside the home, he dragged the fire with him all the way
outside the back porch. By the time he figured what was going on he managed to remove
his clothing and laid outside until los vato loco’s came and moved him away
from the burning home. El constable told us que he only suffered 52 percent of
his body buried but besides that he is glad he is alive.
Ok raza and for those that want to ruin our days, have a
great Tejano day.
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