hejolia report for 02232009

Barrio Hejolia report for 02232009.
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Kingsville, tx. Hey what’s up folk how are we doing and it’s a great beautiful wonderful day. But with all that let’s get to our barrio award winning headline news.
Barrio man arrested for failure to show up for jury.
Yard sale, sells grandmother’s ashes.
And finally la commander Martha Owens was not pregnant.
La senoira Martha Owens is recovering real well from her surgery after a 20 pound tumor was removed from her stomach this past weekend. Martha was relieved to find out that it was only a tumor and not a baby like her real doctor told her.
In other barrio news, La familia Gomez were so happy to see that la senoira Perez, returned a ceramic dildo back to them. It seems that la familia Gomez mother was some kind of a sex pervert and wanted her ashes stuff into her sex ceramic toy. Well when the children of la familia Gomez decided to clean out the back room, while she was on vacation, they found this toy. Well they wanting no part of it, they decided to sell it at their front yard sale. After the senior Gomez came back from vacation she was wondering what happen to her mother’s ashes. Thank god it’s back, she said.
And finally, El senor Paulino Martin was arrested yesterday for failure to show up for Jury duty after he send the barrio county judge que he claimed to be a homophobic, a racist, and a habitual liar and loved to smoke dope. The county judge order him arrested for his self confession for smoking dope, charges are pending. One foot note it’s so easy to go to jury duty, than avoid jury dury.
Ok raza there you have it and have a great day.