wwnn02192009

Westside warrior news network for 02192009. Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello what’ up razadazal!, its sure good to be back, I am lewis mojo lewis and here with our report for the day, check this out:
Barrio parrot helps police find suspect.
Your tamales or your life< vendor held up.
And finally, barrio woman stuck on outside toilet for a year.

El constable cadena is thinking of filing charges against manuel Lorenzo for allowing his common law wife to sit on their home made outside odd house for at least a year that her body got stuck to the wooden toilet hole. It was la commadre maria shine, prima, was among the person who found her after asking about her for some time. The constable doesn’t believe que she wasn’t there that long, but what got her was how she got stuck and he, manuel didn’t provide any assistance in getting her out of that smelly hole. Charges are pending. Oh by the way, they were able to remove her from the hole after they took the whole odd house apart. She is reported to be doing well and the doctor’s plan on removing the wood seat from her butt soon.
Your tamales or your life, are the last words that el senor Gilbert Garza heard, after he was held at gunpoint at the corner of third and wells street, and robbed 10 dozens of tamales. El constable tell us que Mr. Garza was selling his tamales like he usually does, when Ben Owens, age unknown (24) was caught a block away eating them up a tree house that mr. Garza had build. Charges are pending but the constable tells us que its going be a while que esta Garza is going be eating tamales.
And finally “el chickito” the talking parrot adventure started Saturday morning when several men stolen a car owned by Martha gonzales, where the parrot was sitting in the back sit. The whole Gonzales family chased the car for about two blocks, which ran out of gas, than the men fled on foot taking the parrot with them. As the men tried to hide under a old home, the constable could hear someone yelling and talking. This directed him to where the men were hiding. All three suspects were arrested and taking to jail. The parrot was returned to the family unharmed. El chickito saved the day says Martha gonzales.
Well there you have it, have a great tejano day and counting down towards tejano roots.