Tuesday, December 18, 2018

hejola report on christmas shopping 12182009


Hejola report for 12182018.
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Kingsville, texas. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s coverage of Black Fridays , Green Saturdays, and Brown Sundays on our award winning barrio headline news:

Black Friday hit hard in the hood (toilet paper);
Well as we expected that this day and this day only brought the most ugliness in lots of barrio members. It seems that some folks just can’t pay for stuff at regular prices but wait till those thing are rock bottom cheap. That was the case con barrio toilet paper last Friday that went on sale for 50 rolls for $20. The only problem was that toilet paper that was on sale was at sales price was cheaper at regular price, dang.
Green Saturday giant t.v. empty boxes on sale;
I quess if you really look at it, it doesn’t make sense, does it! Look why in the world would anyone want to buy a giant t.v. box that has nothing in it? Those boxes sold out within 15 minutes. At total of 35 boxes were available that were empty. The cost was $25 a box limited 1 box per family basket Or cart. We asked one person that had 5 boxes in 5 difference shopping carts, it says that per carts, so I need five of them! But why, we asked again, oh just to impress them folks in the hood thinking we got them t.v.’s, he answered! 
And finally Brown Sunday was no different, check this out, there was a sale on women’ lingerie and used sex toys, you read it right; used sex toys and women and men’s lingerie. The sign said one size fits all.
Ok you cheap-ass shopper have a great tim.

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