Hejola report for 09262016.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,texas. hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s
award winning barrio headline news:
El compadre Trevino arrested again.
Yet another compadre arrested for stealing women underwear
since 1995.
And finally el compadre Juan janitor arrested.
Juan Lopez was arrested this past weekend in possession of a
suspected stolen human brain that he stole from a medical research center
located across the tracks. The brain was found under his ex-wife front porch
that had been laced with his marijuana home embalming fluid. He will go to
court in a few weeks. It was kind of funny says el constable because Juan was
already known in the hood for “Brain Dead Juan”.
El compadre Ernesto Martinez believe he had gotten away with
stealing womens underwear since 1995, but just last week he suffered a heart
attack, and on his deathbed, in a fit of remorse, told a guard at the hospital
the he had been the man stealing underwear and had to get it off his chest
before he died. However the folks at the st. pauls medical center saved him and
wanted to take his confession back. He was arrested yesterday and facing
several years in for robbery and burglary.
And finally Its seems that some relatives never learn, after
spending several months, than weeks, than days and a few hours behind bars. El
compadre had that bad habit of asking women for piggyback rides. He was
arrested twice in three days.
Ok raza have a great day.
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