Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for09012017.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s
barrio mall newsletter. Well first of all let’s go con el general fideo
vermicelli con last week’s dog show report.
General: si Gloria thank you and did we have a wild weekend.
This past week it was not announced
pero we had our annual “ here boy” dog show and con our
special speak Pedro the dog love, better
known here in our hood as “the barrio dog mutter”. Well
things start off on the right foot but somehow
got off to the left foot. It seems que pedro must have had
too much to drink the night before, because
he wasn’t as good as he has before. In his effort to show
folks how to control a pit bull attack,
something went wrong. Pedro the dog love better known here
in our hood as “the barrio dog mutter”
was seriously bitten and was taken or walked right over to
our st. pauls medical center here in the
mall. His conditions are not known at this time. Hey Gloria
we did learn something for esta vato,
chinga, and that was “ here boy” doesn’t work all the time.
Now back to Gloria.
Well thanks general and I will try to remember that, chinga
here boy. Oh well, in other news lets go to
our sports complex center con Frankie tuxedo zungia.
Frankie: si Gloria we don’t have the results of this year’s
taqucha baseball championship due to the
fact que the scores couldn’t be confirmed due to the fact
que el comparde juan cortez was the offical
on duty, got drunk and pissed off and took the scorebook
records with him. At the present time we
have not seen or heard from esta pincha way. Now we are
pending the results or the entry fee back,
chinga, oh where oh where can our compadre be. Now back to
Gloria.
Ok Frankie and good luck, and now a few words from our gal
blanca blanch blanco.
Bbb : si Gloria now que maria la vandia is back in town it
seems que el creator Daniel has established
an office for her and her barrio news network, we wish this
bitch had never come back…oops,, I meant
glad this bitch is back and now back to Gloria.
Well bbb I don’t know if maria is a bitch or not, that’s up
to our creator Daniel.
But for now we will leave it alone. I am Gloria from the
mall, have a great tejano day!!!
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