hejola report for 02152018

Hejola report for 02152018.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello raza and how was your day to fall in love? Anyhow I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

La commadre arrested for striping. 

 la commadre finds a stranger in her bed. 

It seems que the valentine’s day dance held last night was too much for el compadre Martin Chapa. El senor chapa was arrested after he tried to fled the scene where he found himself sleeping con la comadre from across the street. Somehow or someway he managed to cuddled up to la comadre in her bed. And when la commadre woke up and startled el compadre he tried to make a run for it. El constable cadena told this reporter que it is not possibility that this incident could be related to others , whereas in the last two years such incidents have been occurring that included sexual assaults. El compadre will be charged. 

Vato in the hood arrested three times in one week.

El senor Panchito Blanco was arrested three times in one day last we heard. He first was charged for a motor vehicle violation, which was his car didn’t have a front windshield and than he was charged with driving without a driver license and furthermore, he had attached two different driver plates one in front of his car was from Texas and than one in the back was from California. And the one that broke the camel’s back, was he had forgery of registry documents and driving an unregistered and uninsured vehicle. He was toll away to the county jail.

La commadre arrested for striping. 

It seems that a 52 year old barrio woman who stripped in front of her chidren in a drunk attempt to avoid a shoplifting arrest is going to jail says el constable cadena. Si, Maria Gacia will be locked up for a few days based on her plea agreement. She will also be expected to do at least 100 hours of community work. Ms. Garcia was charged with stealing some candy and a pack of gum from the store. It seems the store owner called el constable and told them what Maria had done, so they went over to her home where she began screaming at the constable. During all this, she then stripped to her underwear and told el constable que she dare him to arrest her because she was naked. Oh well.

Well folks there you have it I am bill diaz