Hejola report for
03222018.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello
I am Jonathon barrio, bill Diaz took the week off, and now for today’s headline
news:
Out of control vato
crashes into barrio family home con su bicycle.
El primo gets busted
across the track con su personal problems.
And finally Augustine
Lacrosse wins lawsuit.
Last week we learned
que convicted trash and toilet paper guy Augustine Lacrosse was awarded $5,000,
lawsuit against the other side of the city jail officials. Its seems que Mr.
lacrosse, who is serving time for toilet papering the city and county
courthouse and the whole 700 block of west Richard, fell out of the back of a
van transporting prisoners to a work side somewhere in the county, breaking
bones in his face and knocking out his only tooth he had left. Mr. Lacrosse
told us que he was real happy and couldn’t wait to get out and fix his teeth
con the money he got and some lettuce.
Yesterday afternoon
el primo david Ruiz a convicted male prostitute, was finally picked up by
eastside police on several arrest warrants for indecent exposure against
him/her in our side of the tracks as a male. And another warrants for el primo
him/her in the other side of the tracks as a female. El primo was asked what
was wrong with him, and he told us que nothing, only that he had been smoking
lettuce.
And finally,
this morning it was reported que el chuco Morales drove his bicycle of out of
control crashing into la familia Cava’s bedroom. There were no serious injuries
but the bicycle was total and the damage was less than $10.00. No charges will
be filed against el chuco but the constable tells us que etsa vato will be
walking for a while. Oh by the way some lettuce was found on him.
Well raza there you
have it for todays hejola headline news. I am Jonathon barrios, and have a
great tejano day.
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