hejola report for 10022018

Hejola report for 10022018.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello America we love you, I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news;

Barrio leader tells women “you doing ok”;

Yesterday barrio leader Trumpas told barrio residents that we must watch over our sons from those nasty women trying to seduce them and accused them later in life, Look, he said men are men and boys are boys but men and boys love women so let’s look out for those that just want to have fun and blame you later.  So if you are a barrio woman and fall into this so call he said that I said and I said this and she said that get a freaking life and get a freaking job, and keep your legs closed. Many of the barrio residents left the press conference way before it was over.

Barrio leaders wants new rules on mary jane that he already turned down:

Yesterday barrio leader Trumps told a group of dogs and cats that he was planning on developing a new program to see how mary jane can be used in different ways. I guess someone must have forgotten that Trumps earlier this year had already turned down a request to use mary jane in many different ways. When asked if he had forgotten or even remember that he had already moved on this matter and decline those new ways to use mary jane? He told yes I think I remember, but do you remember what I said or did he asked? Well if you don’t remember how in the world am I going to remember!

And finally Let me grad you day coming soon;

Barrio leader announced que he was looking for funds to sponsor a “let me grab you day” and a parade to let folks know how he got there in the first place. He said can you imagine a day where you can go a just grab women and men any place and any where without getting in trouble. In doing this we must have the biggest and best parade ever in the hood or in the history of the hood. Oh yea  honey let me grab you and come a vote for me… bend over let me grab you ….dang. the idea still has to be approved by barrio city leaders …

Ok so whatever you do not grab just ask…