hejola report for 02042019

Hejolia report for 02042019.

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Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s barrio award winning headline news:

Part-time security force employee shoots himself.

La commadre tries to please el compadre topless.

And finally the only deaf barrio resident arrested for using the middle finger.

Charges are pending and jail time also for one of the few deaf persons in the hood. Tom Lucus McCain Trevino, was arrested yesterday afternoon at the corner of third and wells when some folks called el constable that there was someone at that corner showing off his middle finger to all the persons driving by. El constable arrested esta vato. But later released once they found out que he was deaf. He will go to court next week.

It seems que la commadre was so mad que she thought que el compadre, who came home late last night, was at the only barrio topless bar. So she figured que if el compadre wants to see so boobes, she surprised him when he walked inside the house topless. El compadre was real embarrass que all his other compadres had to witness this selfish act, that came home with him to drink a few beers. Charges are pending.

And finally, El ojo barrio private eye academic, will review its standards and rules that allows their want to be private eyes students to care a gun after one of them accidentally shot himself while taking a coffee break at the first floor of el Westinghouse barrio mall last night. We tried to contact el ojo barrio private eye, owner and director of the academic, but did not return our call. It seem que Little Johnnie Flores, ( 350lbs) a student at the academic shot himself with his gun in his pocket , when he tried to pay for his coffee at maria’s lunch stand in the mall. Charges are pending for caring a weapon at a public place. 

Well folks there you have it, I am bill diaz. Have a great Tejano day/