Hejola report
for 06262019.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas
Hello again I
am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio leader
new slogan “whip it good”;
Yesterday afternoon
at a very large gathering of 5 people, 2 mules, 10 ducks and a few chicken chit
chicken were in attendance at Tomas Trumpas re- election rally encouraging everyone
and everything in the hood to buy his new slogan items A “Whip” some butt in
2020... Yes he told the very large small group that we are going to whip-ass
and turn this country around. At the very end of his presentation the only
remaining persons and animals were 2 chickens and donkey.
“Whip”
carrying person gets his butt kicked:
After attending
a Whip rally some of the attendee felt that they could take it on their own and
use it on members of the hood just to realize que it was a very very bad idea! Juanita
el Donkey and Manuel el pato walked into a well-known Gay bar and decided to
whip up some butt inside the bar but suddenly realized that the boys weren’t going
to give in that easy resulting into get their butts kicked. Charges are pending
and the constable is asking for the public or anyone to let hinm know about 2
stolen whips that were reported stolen. A small whip-ass reward is being offered.
Trumpas kids
reported spit on :
How can
anyone or anything do such a disgusting act like spitting on Juna the oldest
daughter of barrio leader Trumps. The incident occurred again at the barrio
only gay bar “two tons of Fun”. El constable told us que the followers and
barrio leader relatives should stop going to bars and cocktail lounges that
they know that trouble will be brewing. Charges are pending, but a small clue
was forwarded to the constable about some folks were caring a whip!
Ok raza make
sure que you whip, whip good!
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