barrio headline news for 05212020

Barrio headline news for 05212020.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news;

Barrio taverns take measures to get your drunk butt home;

Yesterday all 20 bars in the hood have hired Jacob Munoz. Basket making company to provide homemade baskets large enough to haul drunk person home. Not only drunks will qualified for this services also those persons that are ranting and raving drunk at bars. All bar owners agreed as a rule of thumb was that if someone couldn’t standup then it was time to go. A porter will be provided by the Munoz basket makers to all the bars that cover for their service. Oh by the way the porter will leave you a bill when you are dropped off at your home. Munoz told us que he hopes this new way to get drunks home will catch on and will open a whole lot of jobs in the hood.

Public notice on coffin for your love ones;

Yesterday Benny Soto owner of the only coffin maker in the hood. Told us to tell you all that if you expect to die sooner than later, to make sure you have a request as soon as possible. It is better to be prepared for that day now than later. The waiting period for coffin is about 10 days, due to the large number of register voters dying in the hood? Mr. Soto also told us que he is working on building cardboard hospital beds with metal railings that can be converted into coffins.  He estimates that these beds can hold a 450 pound person and will cost about $10 each. He is hoping that he gets national attending that could increase his booming business…

Vato men’s club opens up with new services;

 With the large increase of drive-thru services, the only gentlemen’s club named Vato’s men’s club will also  offering drive-thru pole dances and other entertainment in a makeshift outdoor space, according to the owner Mario G... Dancers were showered with bills or grabbed their tips using a trash picker to reach into vehicles as patrons enjoyed the performances from the safety of their cars. Furthermore a special customer drive thru can also can request an all nude drive-up strip teases. "Guests can drive up to the front door, and we are going to have dancers separated by the 6-foot separation rule, and (customers) can enjoy a totally nude show right from the seat of their car," Mario G. told us.

Ok Raza have a great day