barrio headline news 06182020

Hejolia report for 06162009./06/082020

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Kingsville, TX. Como estan, I am Jonathon barrios con today’s barrio headline news:

Morra’s funeral home employee ticketed for using regular station wagon to transport corpses.

Barrio gringo farmer Byron d. secrests holds cops at bay for several hours.

And finally a barrio man run over by train.

Yesterday afternoon, Humberto Gutierrez, confessed to el constable Cadena at a DUI check point que the station wagon he was driving was mainly used for transporting corpses for his second employer who owns a mortuary services. But did admit que he uses the station wagon mainly on his first job, that’s to deliver tacos from “el primo quick taco stand/ we deliver”.

It seems que esta barrio farmer senior Byron d. secrests can actually say he too his livestock market is a dangerous business. Yesterday afternoon will el farmer secrests was driving his livestock trailer inside el barrio main drag, a cow flew off the darn trailer, into the street causing several collisions and then fled away from el constable Cadena who was trying to tell him que he had lost a cow. Instead el senior secrests drove his truck and the rest of his livestock back to his barrio farm and ran inside his home. El constable was force to bring in a new barrio unit called 666 barrio security force, which helped his surround the home for several hours. Patiently the cops waited and decided to raid the home and found out que el senior secrests had escaped con a secret doorway. El constable is asking for barrio members to help him locate el senior secrests. Oh by the way only that one cow was injured, the rest were released at the el seniors secrests corral.

And finally if things couldn’t get worse for Angel Reed, who was one of the 30 some folks that got arrested this weekend, got run over as he listening  to some tejano polkas while walking on the barrio train rail services has been released. He was lucky that the train was only moving at 45 mph, says el train conductor Adan Mansillas. Mr. Reed was rushed to el barrio st.pauls medical center at the mall, but later transported to a real hospital on the east side of those darn rail road tracks. Mr. Mansillas told el constable que he could only remember only the aftermath. Chinga, god help me, he also mention que maybe el polka god above was smiling on him and didn’t want him to die. Mr. Mantillas suffered broken ribs, both punctured lungs, and muchas mass injuries.

Ok Raza there you have it for today, remember your business is our business and my business is none of your business