Hejola afternoon report for 12162015.
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Kingsville, texas. hello raza I am david Polar bear Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
It’s a miracle in the hood.
Crack head busted con su pet pig.
Two commadres arrested for fighting in public.
And now some darn good news.
You know our creator is going on vacation tomorrow we might not have access to a place to do our hejola report till Jan. 4 . So if you don’t hear from us don’t think the worse about us, just call us at 361 558 2263, and hope we answer. Have a great holidays, and if santa gave you all too much here is my address so we can make good to others; 623 west elle, #2, Kingsville, Texas. 78363. Every year we try to make things happy for so few that this year we can’t even make us happy. Bye
La commadre tancha y la commadre Nancy Garcia were both arrested at the corner of wells and Third Street yesterday afternoon when one of las commadre claimed que la commadre loved to gossip and people believe her. I don’t mind says one of las commadre que la commadre likes to gossip pero not about me and I confronted her about it. La commadre slapped la commadre a few times until la commadre got out of the car and started to fight la commadre. It took several folks to separate them two, and they held both women until el constable cadena came an arrested both of them for believing what they heard through the grapevine even if they have no evidence to the contrary. El constable tells us que gossip most of the time is more powerful than truth.
It just seemed odd que esta loco was riding his bike without any tires late last night says el constable Cadena ,pero what was more odd es que he had his pet pig riding in back of the bike sitting inside a kids bike carrier. Once the constable tried to stop esta loco to ask him how much for the pig ,the loco took off on his bike, of course not being able to out run the the constable squad car, esta loco finally fell down and gave up two blocks down the street. Once the constable came up to him, the crack head told the constable que he threw his shit away. The constable went back and picked up the stuff and arrested the crack head, oh by the way how much for the pig, the constable asked.
Ok happy days are here again, it was going to be a sad day next week when the parents of la Chica named Blanca due to the fact que the parents didn’t have the funds to send her to some cheerleading camp, but this morning we were informed que a miracle on Third street had happened. You see they found around 15 chickens and 10 turkeys stuck or trapped inside their backyard. After a few hours of waiting to see who claims them no one showed up. Now the proud parents are having chicken plates and turkey legs and turkey plates for sale this weekend to see if they can pay that entry fee to the camp. My god that is a miracle, god bless America.
Ok raza have a great day
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