hejola report for 02182013

Hejola report for 02182013.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio prepare for the end of the world.

El primo Mario Munoz arrested after being blessed.

And finally some good news.

The center for all folks, are still asking for your help in taking a senior citizen home with you over the weekend. The center director told us que the same deal still stands where if you do take a senior home with you over the weekend you will be allowed to claim them on your tax return. If you still have not filed please visit our center for the senior you want to spend the weekend with.

El primo Mario Munoz will for sure go to jail for a few months after he display himself half naked and drunk after he had informed his family that he had been blessed. Up to now we are still trying to determine if he meant all the hoes at his home at one time was his blessing. More details are pending.

Yesterday evening la familia Gonzales were celebrating some kind of birthday party que they shot of about 10 thousands firecrackers and sparked a terrible feeling all over the hood. The constable had been informed about the some coming firework display but failed to inform anyone about it. After he got 100 phone calls he decided to go and see what all the ruckus all about, then he realized que it was la familia Gonzales birthday party, no charges will be filed.

Ok raza got to go and have a great weekend.

barrio stock market report for 02152013

Barrio stock market report for 02152013.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Hello I am Urbano yosabatodo con today’s barrio stock market report.  Now that award winning report:

Las empanadas remain stable at $.89 cent each.

Los taquitos up a bit $1.25 each coffee is extra.

Las tortillas for the week, corn up a bit $1.30 a dozen. Flour up a whole lot $1.65 a pack.

Los tamales end the week at the lowest this year $5.00 a dozen.

Cheap beer isn’t too cheap ended the week at $3.95 a six pack.

Barbeque de cabeza $6.50 a lb. Llama $2.50 a lb. remain stable.

 

Barrio want ads:

#94845:  women’s clothing for sale. All sizes and many exciting things. Make offer.

#93e89: glamour shots packets available make appoint con sancho clause.

#65989: many shoes available at barrio shoe world, call us.

 

Barrio realtors report:

At the corner of third and wells the street sign has been stolen and move to the corner of eight street and what us to be Morgan street.

 

Ok raza there you have it and have a great day.

hejola report for 02142013

Hejola report for 02142013.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, TX. Hello raza I am Gloria Guerra con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio tensions high about tamales.

Several barrio members win awards.

And some good news about Valentine’s Day.

 

I am sure you didn’t know que the most people get divorces during this period. And did you know que men get beat up more than women during this time. And did you que a man would almost do anything to keep their partner happy, and did you know que some partners will spend money they don’t have just to make you happy. And did you know que the light bill wasn’t paid because I bought you that kinky valentine’s outfit que you wanted and I ended up wear it. Now wasn’t that fun.

 

Ten barrio men and two barrio women were winners of this year’s recycle contest. The idea was to see which barrio member could donate more recycle cans for this year’s barrio recycle Easter hunt. This is where barrio youths learn about recycling and keeping the hood clean. The barrio leaders decided sometime ago to ban stuff Easter eggs shells con confetti and instead decided to hind recycle cans. “It’s the mess that darn confetti leaves”, says one winner. That is why we helped this good cause.

Yesterday was another day off unrest when several barrio members tried to crash the new tamale organization office. Three to four persons were arrested along con ten cats, twenty dogs, and few other pets we couldn’t describe. The constable says que it’s a matter of principal and la raza have a right to decide about the future of tamales in the hood and around the nation.

Ok love birds have a great day.

hejola report for 02132013

Hejola report for 02132013.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como estan, I am Bill Diaz con our barrio award winning headline news:

Tamale brokers arrested.

No stopping the barrio violence.

And finally some good news.

We all want some good news once in awhile so we found some just a few minutes ago.  Now for the rest of the stories.

Yesterday evening for some reason or another a fight broke out at the only Tejano gay bar. The constable to us que it was very unusually the boyz and girls really ever fight. Now they might yell, scream, and push a bit but to get into an all out brawl is very unusual. The constable had to arrest la suzie aka Mario Munoz, y la perri aka Ben Morales, both of them were arrested and taking to jail.

Yesterday afternoon several tamale brokers were arrested as they made their way up to the front of the room where a press conference discussing the new tamale organization was going on. In their efforts to disrupt the conferences they threw tamales, tortillas, and few American sandals at the folks sitting on the stage. El constable had to arrest Manuel Gonzales, Juan Gonzales, Pedro Gonzales, Johnnie Gonzales and Lulu Gonzales all brokers for the Gonzales Tamales and Tortillas franchise. Charge will be filed.

Ok raza its ash Wednesday and not to be confessed with big ass Wendy. Have a great Tejano day.

hejola report for 02122013

 

Hejola report for 02122013.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello raza I am general fideo vermicelli con today’s award winning barrio headline news. It seems like old days don’t it. Remember the tamale war of 1998, well its back and now for our award winning barrio headline news:

City leaders approve another tamale organization.

Tamale brokers upset with city leaders.

And finally some good news for tamale lovers.

Yesterday Russell Rufus Redneck a member of the city leaders recommended that the city allow another tamale organization into the area. He pointed out that this tamale group would be more progressive and a much better product for all in the city, the hood, the county and our statewide effort to keep tamales a key element in our markets.

Now that the word is out that there is a new tamale company in town, should be   a step forward in making tamales a nation meal. Many don’t realize que los tamales don’t get respect and have been removed from lots of major menu’s in many areas. There is always room for improvement says a member del barrio  and many should not worry about this organization, but embrace its within it and see what it has to offer,If anything.

Tamale brokers will be having their monthly meeting to discuss this new progressive organization that the city leaders have allowed start up here. The tamale brokers major concern was three basic things: who’s in charge, what is their goal and finally why another tamale organization when there are a ton of them out there.

Ok raza, how many tamales to a dozen? Have a great day.

hejola report for 02122013

Hejola report for 02012013.
Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello again raza como estan, I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Talking Parrot returned to pet shop, talks a lot chit.
Complaint states que Barrio nursing home acting as a prostitution institution.
And finally seniors line up for tax purposes.

Our own barrio community center is at it again, by entertaining “Claim a se...nior day” this coming weekend. If you didn’t already know que every year the center invites the public to come by and check out a senior citizen for the weekend. Now what are the benefits? Besides doing a good deed it also allows you to claim them on your irs tax form for 2012. So if you haven’t filed your income tax and looking for that special deduction, come on by and check out a senior. It just could save you chingos.
Yesterday el constable cadena and some of his staff were called to “el barrio pet shop” where it seemed que a fight broke out among the owner of the shop and a customer. It seems that the customer had bought a talking parrot and he seemed to be a well matter bird there at the shop, but when the parrot got to his new home, that was a whole different bird. The customer told this reporter que this parrot talked a lot chit and said just too many bad words. Once the customer took the parrot back for a refund the owner showed the customer a sign that said “no refunds on sales, especially the talking parrot”. That’s went the customer slapped the shop owner. The constable took the parrot in for questioning. It seems like the parrot was the only witness. No arrest so far.

And finally seems que el constable cadena and his barrio task force 666, were at the “El Centro for old folks” again after a few complaints from its residents que lots of regularly schedule visits were sex workers. The barrio nursing home has been in trouble before but for other questionable activities, like nude volleyball and nude checkers. El constable is trying to track the caller’s that made the complaints. The constable will set up a special room there at the home to interview the questionable sex workers for move evidence. Oh by the way there was no evidence que a special yellow sock was being place on the door for privacy, it was green.
Ok raza have a great Tejano day.

exclusive interview con Tejano sound band, lupe moreno, 2013

Exclusive interview con Tejano Sound Band, Lupe Moreno, 2013.

Cchwnn.

Lansing, Michigan. Hellloooo raza  its me con chingo freezing weather all around me. I am Blanca Blanch Blanco con on the road again interview. This has to be the coldest place we have traveled this past few years up here in ing. But we are here and warmed up con Lupe Moreno member of Tejano Sound Band, and now for that interview.

Bbb: ( frozen face, frozen hands, and frozen all over) hello Lupe can you give me a warm hand off this bicyclllle it’s a bit cold out here?

Lm; Well sure, i have an extra pair of mittens, lol.

 

BBB; ok guys Tejano Sound Band, the first question I want to ask,  do you guys travel  out in this weather and if you do, has there ever been a time where you guys didn’t make a gig due to bad weather?

Lm: ). Yes we travel around the midwest frequently so we know about bad weather all too well. As for not making it to a gig due to weather, We've always managed to make it to a gig, gracias a Dios. We may have been a little behind schedule but always made it!

 

BBB: tell us little history of about the band and its founders?

Lm: . The band originates from Lansing, MI. Tejano Sound Band (TSB) has been in the music business for about 15 years now. The band was formed by Johnny Vasquez, his brother Richard and Brother in law Frank Medellin. It wasn't til 2008 that we released our first CD entitled "Ahora".

 

BBB do you find it a bit difficult working with relatives ?

Lm; Well our families have always supported us, we played many gigs for close family members. As for the band, we consider ourselves a band of brothers. We take our wives/girlfriends with us the majority of the time so we've become somewhat of a close family.

 

 

BBB: can you share the list of bands that you have performed with on stage?

Lm: We've performed with some pretty good bands including Los Badd Boyz del Valle, Ram Herrera, Los Desperadoz, Jaime Y Los Chamacos, Emilio Navaira, Da Krazy Pimpz, The Tex MEx Kaddilaks, David De Anda and have backed up such asrtists as Roberto Pulido and Jay Perez.

 

BBB; what is one thing that makes you different from other Tejano bands ?

Lm; The thing that we feel seperates us from other bands is that we are hungry, we play with passion and play from the heart. Doesn't matter how many people are in the audience.

 

BBB:  has the economic play a big role on where the band perform?

LM: Of course, the economy has had an impact on many bands regardless of where they're from. We manage to stay busy somehow...I guess when people want good Tejano music, they find a way to hire us.

 

 

BBB: do you have any new release coming out soon?

Lm: The newest release is "Cierra Los Ojos" which was released in 2012. It's doing very well for us so far, gracias a Diosito.

 

BBB: do you guys believe in UFO’S OR VAMPIRES?

LM: Lol, well I don't know about the rest of the guys but I do believe in UFO's. If there can be life on this plant  then why not somewhere else? We can't be the only ones out here in this huge universe. As for Vampires...well i haven't run into any lately so I guess my answer is no.

 

Bbb; what’s the biggest crowd you have performed for?

Lm; We've performed for many people but I would have to say that the biggest audience would be In San Antonio for fan fair and here in Ohio at the Centennial Terrace.

 

BBB: ask you travel all over the country , do find the crowds different from city to city and state to state?

Lm; Most definately, everywhere you go it's different. Some places are really up to date with the music and others are still Old School, they want more Conjunto and corridos but one thing they do share is the love for Tejano music.

 

BBB: has your band ever won any Tejano music awards?

Lm: No we haven't won any awards to date. We hope to a least one day be nominated too one, That would be good enough for us.

 

 

BBB: I am sure that there is a large Hispanic population up here, do you guys have lots of gigs locally?

Lm; There is a pretty big Hispanic population here in the Midwest, so the majority of our gigs are here in the midwest. Mainly in Michigan, Ohio, Illinois and Indiana.

 

Bbb; if given the chance to speak with a group of young people wanting to break into the music business, what advice would you share with them/

LM: ). Our advice would be to play from the heart and never give up. Always be humble to your fans because without them, you're nothing. We've got a really close relationship with our fans. We never turn down an autograph and are always happy to meet our fans.

 

BBB: being in the music business for some time sir, is la onda tejana dying?

Lm; I don't believe that Tejano music is dying. I just think that people tend to stray away from our music. Being Mexican-Americans, we have all types of different influences either from friends or family. I strongly believe that in order to keep the music alive we need to allow new Tejano bands the opportunities that others have had. Yes I know that we all have to pay our dues but in order to keep it going we need to support ALL Tejano acts regardless if they're from Texas, Michigan, California or where ever. Plus we need to pass our music down to our children and teach them how to dance and what the music is all about...It's about our roots.

 

BBB: and finally is there anything you want to share with your fans from around the world?

Lm; We would just like to thank everyone for giving us the chance to be a part of the Tejano music industry. It's an honor for us just knowing that people enjoiy our music

 

BBB; well Lupe thanks for that big hug and the warm meal and I think I better head back to texas, can you give me a warm hand back on this bicycle?

Lm; Well it's pretty cold here so how about we get you a bus ticket back home, at least you'll be warm, que no?

 

BBB: as I like the ice age behind me and wonder now I know why our creator let the mid west back in the days, darn cold up here, I am bbb con on the road again interview,, good day.