barrio stock market report for 07102009.

07102009 Barrio stock market report .
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Kingsville,tx. Once again como estan big spenders, I am urbano yosabatodo. Many of us know better que to have purchase that stuff we didn’t need a few days ago. Now where in the world am I going to get the money to make that or other payments? Hejolia raza why why me, I am myself? Now let’s go to that award winning barrio stock market report, and see what is going on.
Los taquitos:
The rising prices of almost everything have punished the taquito business. Why do many people think they can run a restaurant and stay above water? Poor judgment and planning can real hurt you. The cost of almost everything now a days has gone up so high que I wonder how anybody can make a profit. So what now you say? Well all we can say is raising the price of your taquitos and hope que someone else don’t open another restaurant in the same block. Los taquitos ended the day at $1.25 a dime less from last week. But good news a new meat market has just opened and they too plan on selling taquitos.
Las empanadas:
Las empanadas have had no real big deal lately. It seems que many of us are willing to pay whatever it takes to eat them.
Empanada brokers have reported small second-quarter earnings after the close last night. Many call it an uphill struggle to keep them fresh especially those stop and shops along the freeway. Local empanada makers have said que it looks like a sustained healthy increase on price is for sure to come on the next quarter. Las empanadas closed at $.50 cents each.

Los tamales:
El tamale guy finally came around yesterday morning. He seemed to be mad at life for some reason or another. This guy walks around town con a brown bag full of dozens of tamales. I just don’t know how he does it walking in this heat. He claimed que he really don’t mind walking around in the heat when you got someone to sell. Los tamales ended the day at $6.50 a dozen, a slight decrease on price from last week.

Las tortillas: Las tortillas market has been real good lately. Raza loves to eat those tortillas in the morning, for lunch, and for dinner. Mmmmm good you say. Tortillas remained pretty stable at $.50 to $1.25 a dozen.


La barbacoa de cabeza: La barbacoa de cabeza hit an all time high this past week at $6.50 a lb. Man oh man if you really want to make money we recommend this market. It’s on the move and you better jump on it.

Cheap beer: Cheap beer has its days all depending on how much money I have. We have started drinking that cheap import beer. But all in all beer remained the same at $3.65 a six pack.
Well raza that ends our stock market and lets go to our correspondent Alcardio Samuido, who is at a undisclosed location, hello al are you there…
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Well there you have it for this week’s barrio stock market report. And our el barrio realtors report. Hope que you have a great weekend and raza, and remember, if you can’t eat it don’t buy it.