paris del helles daily for 07272009

PARIS DEL HELLES DAILY for 07272009.
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Kingsville,tx. NOW FROM NOWHERELAND HERE IS LA CHINA CANO.
Hello again, I am la china cano in Kingsville, tx. Let us go now to Johnnie el quemon en Monterey mexico office.
hola soy quemon del EL del johnnie aquí en monteyrey. amamos monterey y su un gran lugar su nunca demasiado caliente pero sus siempre frescos aquí allí son porciones de ventiladores del tejano y porciones de lugares a visitar. soy quemon del EL del johnnie, tengo un gran día.
Thank you johnnie en Monterey mexico. Ok raza lets go to our headline news:
Three vatos get arrested at local gay barrio bar,
Let me put the finger on you committee pick new leader for fall 2009,
And finally fall youth programs get geared up.

The hood youth center just announced their fall schedule of after school programs for barrio youths. Picking up tin cans will still be on the schedule for Thursdays afternoon says Maira Alexander program coordinator. Yes bring your child around 4pm and will take him home around 7pm. It’s good to teach children how to work and do good deeds, says Maira. In addition in teaching them how to pick up cans we will also have lots of paper routes that they can get to earn extra funds for the fall. On Mondays and Wednesday, we will teach them on how to play pool and poker. Yes raza bring your kids down and lets have some fun.

In other news let me put the finger on you committee has elected Chico Cisco Chon chairperson for the fall 2009 season. Mr chon was elected due to the fact que he was credited in busting 18 aliens, 3 drunks and 18 cats and dogs. Congradutlations mr chon.
And finally three vatos were arrested at our only gay bar in the hood. It seems que estos vatos thought they were at a regular tejano bar but didn’t realize it was a gay bar. Well the trouble started is when one of the vatos kissed a guy dressed like a woman. Hejola razor burn he yelled out. Well that’s where the pushing and fighting started and before you know it was a whole lot of vatos dressed like girls jumped on those three vatos and the cops came and they got arrested . charges will be filed against them by the owner of the bar.

Well folks there you have for today and have a great tejano day.