Wednesday, May 23, 2012

hejola report for 05232012

Hejola report for 05232012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hi, bill diaz here con our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio in chaos after raid at malls.
Increase of high school graduated at special barrio school.
And finally, income tax fault on the increase.
Well it was a matter of time when la casa de los viejitos would get busted. For years at a very low cost, la casa was allowing barrio folks to come by and pick a senior citizen that had not been claimed on anyone’s income tax. Well part of the big butt bust yesterday, the local law dogs decided to include those who have be lying to the IRS. CHARGES will be filed against chingos de persons.

No one gave esta vato Martin Chapa a chance when he was young, now at the age of 37, hood created a special school for special students. This year will be the fifth class that has achieved the honor of a high school diploma, making it a total of 3 persons will move on for a higher education. Sevranto Munoz the principal of this special school told this reporter que we are working real hard in the hood to give those folks a chance.

Yesterday the barrio was on full alert after the real cops raid the big mall and the small mall and la pulga. The whole hood is under alert due to the fact que many here and some over there have been purchasing lots of real good deals lately at all the above. Some were wondering why everything was going less than half and more than free. The real cops didn’t share any information con our constable due to the fact que he owns some of the stores raided. More details on the who what when were arrested.
Ok raza time to go and beware, butt kissing could be bad for your health.

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