Hejola report for 10092012.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, texas. Hello again I am bill diaz con today’s
award winning barrio headline news:
Bath salt hits the hood.
Fake Barrio police officer demands free tacos.
And finally praying didn’t help.
Last night after leaving a gay Tejano bar two vato’s named Joe Perez y Jose Perez were arrested
for DWI. As they sat in the back seat of el constable car while he the constable
searched their own car, both vato’s it was reported que were touching
hands and quietly begging the divine intervention
that the guns in their car wouldn’t be found. Once the constable spotted the guns,
he decided to strip search the two and revealed a baggie of suspected bath salt
in one of Perez pockets. Both were arrested.
In other news ,Yesterday a record breaking arrested occurred
right inside the Barrio church. It seems que el constable cadena was real busy
arresting several barrio members that purchased the bath salt to get high. El constable
told us que at least three church goers were high on that bath salt and
interrupted church services. In one occasion
one of the barrio members on that bath salt was holding a knife in the air and
wanted to talk to god. All three were arrested and taken to lalala land
hospital for observation.
And finally, El
shorty Jimenez aka Deputy Dog was arrested by el constable and some real cops
from the other side of the tracks when he was reported by some employees of a
barrio taco stand told us que Deputy dog wanted some free tacos and a drink and
a cup of coffee, and some donuts to go. The
workers call the constable cadena and when he showed up El Shorty was still
parked inside the parking lot. He was
arrested and authorities found two fake police badges and a extra plastic
handgun. He will be charged with impersonating a police officer and improper exhibition
of a firearm and a bill for all the stuff he ate.
Ok raza you better watch out and you better not cry because
sancho clause is coming to town.
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