hejola report for 10232012

Hejola report for 10232012.

Cchwnn

Kingsville,tx.

Hello again I am bill diaz con todays hejola  report for this beautiful October day. For some reason or another and increase of marijuana arrests this past few weeks has the whole hood nervous. Many are wondering if thisa  new wave of arrested  are based on that “let me put the finger on you committee” vows to get rid of marijuana out of our hood. Oh well we will see.

 

Now for our awarding winning barrio headline news:

 

Barrio volunteers  firefighters  arrested con marijuana after turning fire out.

 

el compadre soliz storeage busted con weed.

 

and finally el chuco garza arrested after he flagged constable down for ride.

 

 At noon yesterday el chuco Garza a well know bum in the hood, was arrested by el constable cadena. It seems que garza was standing in the middle of the road and waving and  flagged  down cars, but did manage to stop el constable and asked for a ride to the house on the hill. El constable cadenas report indicated que he appeared unsteady on his feet and a bit nervous. El constable ask m.  garza if he was on medication. But Mr. garza answer no I just smoked pot. The constable pulled over his car and  searched mr Garza. Which he found a few ounces of marijuana in his coat pockets and a roll of twenty dollar bills totally up to $400. dollars.  Mr gara was arrested and if convicted, he could face lots of time in jail.

 

Late last night el constable cadena con su special barrio task force 666, from el ojo junior barrio private eye academy arrested el owner, el compadre soliz for having found more than 752 marijuana plants inside one of his rental storage units. It seemed que a member of let me put the finger on you committee wanted to rent that special unit,  but was not for rent. So the committee member left pissed off and decided to call el constable to see what was up. El constable tells us que el compadre soliz said he was force to grow the plants to help his wife la commadre soliz lopez silva medical treatment. For some reason or another she has a hard time sleeping during the day says mr soliz, so she needed a few hits off a joint to sleep better. He was taken to the jail house across the tracks.

 

Yesterday afternoon los vatos locos volunteers firefighters were the first to arrive at a burning home on third and wells street . Once the real fire fighters from across the tracks got there they suspected that something was up because los vatos locos volunteer fire fighters were acting kinda nervous and were seen ferrying buckets of water to the fire themselves. Los locos were hoping que los neighbors wouldn’t call the real firefighters. Once el constable cadena got there and the fire was turned off he found several marijuana plants growing in the basement of the home and a few plants inside los vatos 1978 red ford whatever trunk.   No one from the home was arrested but three vatos locos were and taken in for questioning.

 

ok raza there you have it for today’s hejola report I am bill diaz.