Hejola report
for 06062013.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx.
Hello I am David Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio sees
increase of taquchas.
Two commadres,
ten dogs and eleven cats get busted.
And finally,
two tons of fun group sued.
The only
barrio gay Tejano bar and gay organization are being sued due to the fact que
the bar has only one bathroom. As we mention a few
years back this bar had been warned que the needed at least 3 bathrooms,
one for males, one for females, and the other who knows. Let me put the finger on you committee
are the ones que filed this law suit. Mr Russell ruff redneck told us que we
warned them about that bull chit.
El constable
and his barrio 666 task force were force to arrest las two commadres along con
their ten dogs and eleven cats when they were pulled over
at a barrio check point. The main reason for their arrest says el constable is
que this women had them in the front seat of their two seated
car. Charges will be filed against the dogs and cats.
The barrio
dog and cat and whatever animal control folks have informed us que the number
of taquchas has increased from the same time last year. El senor
Juan Munoz told us que at this time last year we had only caught 150 taquchas
compared to the 375 taquchas caught already. Mr. Munoz say que its going to
be a long hot summer.
Ok raza have
a great Tejano day.
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