Barrio hejola report for 08152013
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Once again I am bill diaz con todays barrio hejola report. But can we talk. Now now lets don’t go crazy and spend more than what we have too. Now, have you beensaving for xmas yet? Now for our award winning headline news:
Barrio scout lost in the hood,
Illegal aliens in the increase on our side of the tracks.
And garage sale permits go up.
Friday afternoon the city fathers and mothers published the new 2030 rates for thinks you can do from your home. One of the increases was garage sale permits vs. front yard sales. The debate was which was which. The garage sale permits when from $5.oo a day to $10.00 A day vs. a front yard sales from $2.oo a day to $3.00. one of the city spoke person told us que people on this side of town didn’t have front yards and if they did, we didn’t want them stepping on their front yard grass, if any. A petition will be passed around the hood to see if we can lower these rates.
In other news, los vato locos volunteer fire fighthers along con el constable and a few crack head volunteers have been searching the hood for a barrio scout who got lost this weekend on their monthly barrio camping trip. The barrio scout leader, Mingo “lets go camping” carter, told us que the boys were have so much fun que they didn’t realize que one of them was missing until around 9:oo. Pm. A ten block areas has been blocked off and are searching ever tree and in the area. The parents of this scout have not been told. But we do plan to as soon as we realize que we can’tfind him. But if you do see esta kid, please let us know at 623 west elle. A real small reward has been offered. Really a real small reward.
And finally as expected the constable tells us que an increase of legal and illegal aliens have hit the hood. Just in the past few weeks el constable has had to either arrest or take home a few drunk immigrants. Chinga some of estos can’t hold their alcohol and in some case cause trouble here in some of las cantinas. Its very important to teach them how to drink that cheap beer.
Ok there you have raza for todays hejola report from our command post, Have a great tejano day
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Once again I am bill diaz con todays barrio hejola report. But can we talk. Now now lets don’t go crazy and spend more than what we have too. Now, have you beensaving for xmas yet? Now for our award winning headline news:
Barrio scout lost in the hood,
Illegal aliens in the increase on our side of the tracks.
And garage sale permits go up.
Friday afternoon the city fathers and mothers published the new 2030 rates for thinks you can do from your home. One of the increases was garage sale permits vs. front yard sales. The debate was which was which. The garage sale permits when from $5.oo a day to $10.00 A day vs. a front yard sales from $2.oo a day to $3.00. one of the city spoke person told us que people on this side of town didn’t have front yards and if they did, we didn’t want them stepping on their front yard grass, if any. A petition will be passed around the hood to see if we can lower these rates.
In other news, los vato locos volunteer fire fighthers along con el constable and a few crack head volunteers have been searching the hood for a barrio scout who got lost this weekend on their monthly barrio camping trip. The barrio scout leader, Mingo “lets go camping” carter, told us que the boys were have so much fun que they didn’t realize que one of them was missing until around 9:oo. Pm. A ten block areas has been blocked off and are searching ever tree and in the area. The parents of this scout have not been told. But we do plan to as soon as we realize que we can’tfind him. But if you do see esta kid, please let us know at 623 west elle. A real small reward has been offered. Really a real small reward.
And finally as expected the constable tells us que an increase of legal and illegal aliens have hit the hood. Just in the past few weeks el constable has had to either arrest or take home a few drunk immigrants. Chinga some of estos can’t hold their alcohol and in some case cause trouble here in some of las cantinas. Its very important to teach them how to drink that cheap beer.
Ok there you have raza for todays hejola report from our command post, Have a great tejano day
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