Tuesday, September 10, 2013

hejola report for 09102013


Hejola report for 09102013.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx hello raza I am David Duran, Bill is on assignment. Now for our award winning barrio headline news:

 

Barrio in full alert for resident missing items.

Two men with arrested for stealing pussy from store.

And finally, so good news.

We were informed que Mary White Perez was not going to divorces her eight husband Johnny “hey dude” Mora. After attending several family counseling classes she decided to keep the Mr.Mora. Now that is so good news. Oh by the way Mr. Mora is 95 years old and Ms. Perez is 48 years old and goes by the name of home wrecker.

Yesterday la senora mary shine told us que el constable was at the right place at the right time this pasted weekend, When he found two men running outside her  pet shop “a home for sweet pussy” with two very expensive pussycats. El constable  was able to tackle one of them but the other one made a getaway but dropped the pussycats.  Charges will be filed against one of this vatos, but yet the constable is still looking for the other vato. If you have any information about this crime contact us and get some free pussy(cat).

 

Yesterday el constable cadena drove around town announcing que el senor Ben Casey Hernandez had lost his plastic right arm and his plastic left leg que he claims que he lost on the way home from the bingo Sunday. One foot note is que Mr. Hernandez has lost these two items before. It seems que esta vato says el constable que every time he goes to the bingo he loses his personal belongs.

Well raza there you have it and have a great Tejano day.

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