Hejola report for 09242013.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am David Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Angry crowd of big Tejano females rally against cchwnn command post.
Two tons of fun bar given mandate.
And finally some good news.
Our barrio leaders have been informed que coming this 2014, CHICANO CABLE HOT WIRED NEWS NETWORK, will be celebrating its 10th year on line... and are planning a big deal. We are planning on give out Books, t-shirts, hugs, kissing and chit load of things to look forward. Our creature has asked to borrow a loan to do all this. Well thanks if his credit passes.
Yesterday at the only Tejano gay bar in the nation was told que they need to make sure que all the Tejano groups that they hired are part of the barrio union and are required to pay their union fees if they plan on continuing performing in the hood. The union also told us que they didn’t want any out of town conjuntos taking our local musicos jobs. “We are a union of Tejano musicians” and will do anything and everything to make sure those non union conjuntos pay up.
Yesterday after we posted an alarming report of our make believe tejana’s artist gaining weight, all our barrio music award female winners decided to picket our office for the rest of the week. One tejana artist told us que most Tejano men love big women con too small outfits. And another one, told us que it made her feel great and though she looked attractive. Ok, so we will keep you informed on any updates on this matter.
Ok raza have a great gay Tejano and keep on trucking.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am David Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Angry crowd of big Tejano females rally against cchwnn command post.
Two tons of fun bar given mandate.
And finally some good news.
Our barrio leaders have been informed que coming this 2014, CHICANO CABLE HOT WIRED NEWS NETWORK, will be celebrating its 10th year on line... and are planning a big deal. We are planning on give out Books, t-shirts, hugs, kissing and chit load of things to look forward. Our creature has asked to borrow a loan to do all this. Well thanks if his credit passes.
Yesterday at the only Tejano gay bar in the nation was told que they need to make sure que all the Tejano groups that they hired are part of the barrio union and are required to pay their union fees if they plan on continuing performing in the hood. The union also told us que they didn’t want any out of town conjuntos taking our local musicos jobs. “We are a union of Tejano musicians” and will do anything and everything to make sure those non union conjuntos pay up.
Yesterday after we posted an alarming report of our make believe tejana’s artist gaining weight, all our barrio music award female winners decided to picket our office for the rest of the week. One tejana artist told us que most Tejano men love big women con too small outfits. And another one, told us que it made her feel great and though she looked attractive. Ok, so we will keep you informed on any updates on this matter.
Ok raza have a great gay Tejano and keep on trucking.
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