Wednesday, May 20, 2015

hejola report for 05202015


Hejola report for 05202015.

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Kingsville,tx.hello again raza I am David polar Bear Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

30 cats and 20 dogs arrested along with owners.

Going to college is a big deal, so what’s the deal.

And finally some darn good news.

After the big deal was made aware to all barrio members, barrio dealers were on full alert thinking que it could be a secret code by el constable Cadena wanting to take over the hood’s dealing area and the services they provide to barrio residents. One of the dealers told us it’s a big deal and we want to deal with it within dealing reasons. Huh!

A group of barrio educators, all having at least a GED decided to start a campaign in the hood to promote higher education at a cheaper rate. The idea was the brain child of Samudio Gomez, aka smart-ass told us que it was about time que barrio member were made aware que going to college was a big deal here in the hood and should be treated as a big deal regardless if you can afford it or not. So what’s the big deal?

You know drinking and driving can be very dangerous thing, but driving and hugging your pets could be worse that drinking. That was the case this morning around 4 am when el constable cadena was staking out a car driven by two persons at the same time. It seemed que Matt and Marshal both friends were making room for the 50 or so pets they had in their car as they tried to move them to their new apartment around the corner of third and wells. When el constable walked over to see what was going on he noticed that both men were sitting on each other on the driver’s side of the car.  When he asked them what’s going, one of the men responded by saying “nothing”. Both men were arrested and all 50 pets were taken in also for questioning. Oh by the way 3 pigs and 5 birds and 17 gold fish were found in the trunk of the car were also taking in for questioning,

Ok raza have a great Tejano day and what’s the big deal?

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