Spooky’s west side warrior news for 05042015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now from the dark side of town here is Lewis
Mojo Lewis.
Hello, how are we doing today? Now that report from our side
of the street, so let’s see what the headline news is for today:
Increase on injured firefighters,
KKK signs placed in front of white folks home.
And spy equipment stolen.
It was announced yesterday that los vatos loco barrio
volunteer firefighters have had more injured in their fire station accidents
last year than in putting out fires in the hood. El barrio fathers and mothers
will discuss this matter at our next barrio meeting, On how to cut down on the
number of accidents? One step is not to allow los vatos volunteers to drink
during their stay overnight at the fire house center.
In other news this past weekend constable cadena y su staff
are investigating the large number of cars vandals and damaged along con
writing of “KKK” and various racial epithets on the houses of three Hispanic
families. It seems que los vatos that did this damaged didn’t realize que the
black hood didn’t start three blocks down the street and not from here. It
could have been them folks from across the tracks. They just hate non white
holidays says constable cadena.
And finally the U. S. of A. Drug Enforcement Administration
Barrio office from across the tracks made a public announcement yesterday at
all our local churches that a valuable piece of spying technology had been
stolen from the back sit of a U.S. of A Customs agency van car while at a
service station. The main dude or the head of the office is asked the public’s
help for its return, and offered a small reward, but refused to identify the
object except to say that it was palm-sized. Said the supervisor, “For security
reasons, I can’t say what it looked like”. But if you see it let us know and we
will tell you if that is what we are looking for.
Well that is it for today, folks so be cool and hang low. I
am lewis mojo lewis.
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