Hejola report
for 10092015.
cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. From our command post I am David Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio vatos loco volunteer firefighters have recycle can drive all this week.
El constable cadena called into hood pick up drunk chick. And now some darn sad news.
cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. From our command post I am David Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio vatos loco volunteer firefighters have recycle can drive all this week.
El constable cadena called into hood pick up drunk chick. And now some darn sad news.
We just got
word that el ojo junior private eye had been shoot several times. We have not
gotten enough information to share with you but we will keep you informed.
How many times have we tried not to pick up any chicks at bars especially after the 1:30 a.m. well this is the case con Mike Chavarava. It seems que esta vato took la senorita Julia Childes Moreno home with him after he met her at the bar this past Saturday nite at around 1:30 a.m. He didn’t realize que Julia is one of those drunks que likes to talk about the past regardless if you were involved or not when she gets pretty wasted. Well this was the case que esta chick drank a few more beers at mikes home and felt que she was being taken advantage back in September of 2004. By her recalling that awful night lead her to fighting and screaming at esta poor vato mike. Well when the cops showed up con el constable cadena, they realized que it was Julia causing some chit over here at mikes home. No charges were filed against anyone but did ask Julia if she wanted a ride home.
this coming weekend if you are driving around our hood and see our local barrio volunteer vato loco firefighters, please donated those empty recycle cans. It’s the thirteen annual Easter recycle hunt planned for this coming Easter. The volunteers or vato locos volunteers firefights are short about 600lbs cans. So make this Easter a happy one, please save a can and save a child. All cans can be donated to them where they standing at the corner of third and wells or dropped off at 623 west elle suite #1.
How many times have we tried not to pick up any chicks at bars especially after the 1:30 a.m. well this is the case con Mike Chavarava. It seems que esta vato took la senorita Julia Childes Moreno home with him after he met her at the bar this past Saturday nite at around 1:30 a.m. He didn’t realize que Julia is one of those drunks que likes to talk about the past regardless if you were involved or not when she gets pretty wasted. Well this was the case que esta chick drank a few more beers at mikes home and felt que she was being taken advantage back in September of 2004. By her recalling that awful night lead her to fighting and screaming at esta poor vato mike. Well when the cops showed up con el constable cadena, they realized que it was Julia causing some chit over here at mikes home. No charges were filed against anyone but did ask Julia if she wanted a ride home.
this coming weekend if you are driving around our hood and see our local barrio volunteer vato loco firefighters, please donated those empty recycle cans. It’s the thirteen annual Easter recycle hunt planned for this coming Easter. The volunteers or vato locos volunteers firefights are short about 600lbs cans. So make this Easter a happy one, please save a can and save a child. All cans can be donated to them where they standing at the corner of third and wells or dropped off at 623 west elle suite #1.
I am david
duran, how about them cowboys.
Hejola report for 10132015.
ReplyDeleteCchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas, hello raza I am David polar Bear Duran con todays award winning barrio headline news:
Tina V. Gonzales still missing and alive.
Vato in hood killed by boomerang,
Barrio cheerleaders help catch thief.
And now some darn good news.
Well we all knew que no one can keep our Tina V. down and out. Our sources tell us que ole Tina is alive and well somewhere in Jim Wells County, take care Tina all eyes on you.
It was reported que Gilbert Ramon age 43, allegedly Stole a bag of cigarettes from Lopez stop and shop store and ran away as fast as he could. His escape route led him onto Barrio High School grounds, where the barrio cheerleading team was practicing. He was tackled by about 30 female cheerleaders and 2 male cheerleaders and held Mr. Ramón until the barrio constable cadena could get there.
A police report from the next county have informed the barrio welcome wagon that there is big doubt the body recovered a few days ago was Tina V. Gonzales. A few relatives and a barrio spoke person have been asked to come over to the next county and see if this they can identified the woman’s body is really Tina V.
Folks sometime we buy stuff at garage sales and really don’t know what to do with them or use them. But in this case Tomas Tellez had just purchased a boomerangs, and was showing kids in the hood how it was thrown. On one of his tries it seems que he didn’t see the boomerang come back and struck him on the head. Mr. teller was rushed to the hospital a died from his head wound later that evening.
Ok raza have a great Tejano day and go astro’s and rangers.