hejola report for 10272015

Hejola report for 10272015.

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Kingsville,Texas. hello again raza I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Chingos de commadres participant in this year’s “La mas willa contest for Halloween 2015”.

El constable rounds up all the trouble makers from the past right before adults started trick or treat.

10 or more folks get arrested during this year’s pre Halloween dance.

And now some good news.

We already know que Halloween always comes around and after that several folks either get separated, divorces or just left behind. It never fails que some folks think que Halloween allows you do dress up some kinky! You see the problem is it would be alright but folks only do it during Halloween, how about all year round. Oh yea.

El constable has not determined how and when all the fighting began during last night street Pre-Halloween dance. But he knows for sure que at least ten persons were arrested, along con ten dogs, three cats, two pigs, five pigeons, twelve turkeys’ and two taquchas. He told this reporter que them adults boys and  grown girls and their pets are in a lot of trouble.

 

Yes el constable took it on his own to round up the regular folks that get bust every year for trying to molest grown women. He felt que if he had the majority de estos ways locked up it would make the rest of the night mucho easier. And no chit it did. Well besides the ones he couldn’t find or left town.

It seems que ever commadre in the hood wanted to win this honorable award and cash bonus of $10000 pesos.  So the directors of this year’s program “La Mas Willa Contest for Halloween 2015”,announced que over 5o commadres signed up, went great besides a few things that happen but that didn’t stop las 50 commadres living their dreams, by demonstrating homemade Halloween outfits. This year’s winner of the award and the cash price went to la commadre Mikey Wilson Gonzales. She showed up almost not wearing anything but a small bra and maybe was once a tong.. she was very excited and congratulations commadre. Oh by the way la commadre was also the heaviest contestant, weighting at 285 pounds.

Ok raza don’t bring harm to you and your family, play it safe, and stay home.