Hejola afternoon report for 12012015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello I am Veronica la Lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio woman shoots herself while playing draw with her bedroom mirror.
Guns and drunken women just don’t mix.
And now some darn worried news.
We seem to see more and more raza brag about their weapons and how pretty they are and even gives them a baby name. dang aint that the chits..
Last night at the two tons of fun bar, the only Tejano gay bar had to shut its door down for a few hours while they cleaned up the mess que three drunken women and two gay vato’s got into a heated discussion about who had the largest gun with them. At some point one of the participants took his pants down and showed them his real gun. At that time everybody pulled their guns out and started shooting them off inside the bar. No one was really shot or injured but they shot up the place. The constable told us que estos ways were going to pay for all the damages and spend some good quality time in jail.
Have you ever wonder how much practice it took for Quick Draw McGraw to learn how to do the things he does with his guns. Well it seems que la commadre Tanga Drones didn’t have an Idea, so she dressed up as a cowboy at home and started to practice drawing her gun from her home made hostler bra. Well one those times she kind of pulled too hard on the gun and it went off and blows off her left breast. The doctor told us que she will be alright but won’t be doing any drawing any time soon.
Ok the only thing I can say about guns and bb guns, You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Merry Christmas! HO! HO! HO!
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello I am Veronica la Lesbian con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio woman shoots herself while playing draw with her bedroom mirror.
Guns and drunken women just don’t mix.
And now some darn worried news.
We seem to see more and more raza brag about their weapons and how pretty they are and even gives them a baby name. dang aint that the chits..
Last night at the two tons of fun bar, the only Tejano gay bar had to shut its door down for a few hours while they cleaned up the mess que three drunken women and two gay vato’s got into a heated discussion about who had the largest gun with them. At some point one of the participants took his pants down and showed them his real gun. At that time everybody pulled their guns out and started shooting them off inside the bar. No one was really shot or injured but they shot up the place. The constable told us que estos ways were going to pay for all the damages and spend some good quality time in jail.
Have you ever wonder how much practice it took for Quick Draw McGraw to learn how to do the things he does with his guns. Well it seems que la commadre Tanga Drones didn’t have an Idea, so she dressed up as a cowboy at home and started to practice drawing her gun from her home made hostler bra. Well one those times she kind of pulled too hard on the gun and it went off and blows off her left breast. The doctor told us que she will be alright but won’t be doing any drawing any time soon.
Ok the only thing I can say about guns and bb guns, You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Merry Christmas! HO! HO! HO!
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