Hejola report
for 12162015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas hello again I am David Polar Bear Duran con our award winning barrio
headline news but for now can we talk.
Look cold
weather is just around the corner and if you haven’t found someone to sleep
with or big enough to sleep on the side of that un- weatherized window, you got
a long winter ahead of yourself. Now for our headline news:
Pigeons put
the finger on a compadre.
Mother arrested
after restraining her child for a family picture.
Hecklers arrested
at official cock fight.
And finally
some good news.
Have you
ever been accused of saying something that someone heard you say or said that
you said, well that seems to be the case here in the hood, look don’t believe everything
people say it’s Christmas a time to love and forgive and just around the corner
a time to start again. Its Christmas time give it a break.
I don’t know
if you know but we know que cock fighting has a long history in the hood. Even as
a kid ( 1950 and 60’s) my grandfather always took us to them historical events
where one had to die and one had to win and hope they lived to fight again,
until that the last one we went too, was raided by the local law dogs and we
ran for our lives into the woods back to our grandfather car. Well those times
seemed to be back for a very short moment when it was unofficially announced que
the cock fights were back and in living color. Oh we forgot, about that heckler
who was run off from the secret location for trying to free them roosters and
yelling unfair to animals and how inhumanly conditions were.
Things didn’t
go well at the mall like it was supposed to be says la familia Hernandez spoke
person. All we wanted was a family picture with Sancho Clause but turned to be
a night mare. You see this family has had trouble controlling its children at
home never the less at the mall. Well when their time came up to snap that shot
con Sancho half of the children were running around the mall and a few were
actually dragged and restrained for that family shot. Well it just so happen
que the county Child Abuse workers were at the mall doing their give an away Christmas
gifts to some needy family noticed this disturbing thing going on que they
called the cops and constable Cadena an reported child abuse going on. All the
adults were arrested and the children under the age of 40 were taking into care
and some went shopping con the case workers.
El compadre
always had this love for pigeons who he called “pincha rats with wings” took a
different twist yesterday when el constable noticed que the large number of
pigeons hanging out at el compadres backyard and back house roof. So he took it
on his own to investigate and discovered why this was happening, it seemed que,
he el compadre was growing marijuana plants. No arrested were made but el compadre
was taken in for questioning. So now el constable is telling us que look at the
bright side anytime you see a lot of birds in one location, it doesn’t mean it’s
a movie come to life, but could be an illegal drug operation. Dang and here we
thought that them pigeons were friendly birds, but turns out que they are
snitches.
Ok like them
or not, snitches need a life too. Have a great Tejano day.
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