Hejola report
for 08082016.
Cchwnn.
Kingville,Texas.
hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
La commadre
takes el compadre out for one last ride.
Barrio vato pokey
man claims another victim.
And finally
some real sad news.
Well as we
all figured que el compadre Samudio Lopez was hoping to have made this year’s Olympic
team on any activity or anything if need. But like the last 4 pasted Olympic he
has not made any of the teams. We asked him about the large amount of weight he
had gain and told us he could lose it ASAP. Editor’s note he has gained over
250 lbs. this pasted years.
Late late
last night a young barrio man at the age of 45 was run over and was pronounced die
at the scene. El constable Cadena tell
us que its hombre walked on to the street at the corner of third and wells
while looking for vato PM. He for sure must have found it and for some odd
reason he just stopped in the middle of the street and bang. Charges are
pending on the driver of a pick -up with some kind of fuel leaking from the
back.
It seems
that when you get old you sometime might forget to do things! Well that was the
case con la commadre Carol Alaniz. You see it seems that her husband for 35
years passed away sometime last week and forgot to inform anyone about it. Instead
she took el compadre for a two day road trip to his favor places he loved to
visit while alive. Finally she was arrested and then released after a couple of
policemen had stopped her a few miles from her home when some folks called to
report a truck was leaking some gas. But when they did stop her it seemed that
she had loaded his body in back of her pick-up and kept the back of the truck
packed with ice so he would stay fresh before she took him in. No charges will
be filed.
Ok raza and to all those raza con raspas, the
orange man is looking for you
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