Wednesday, August 31, 2016

hejola report for 08312016.


Hejola report for 08312016.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville,tx. Hello raza como esta y soy Bill Diaz con today’s barrio award winning headline news.

Ten barrio members arrested in the nude.

More watermelons missing.

And finally, barrio kids come back to school.

We would like to let all you folks that have or don’t have children to start slowing down around school zones, since school is back in session. Our constable tells us que many drive real fast and forget to slow down around school zones. So do us a us and your childern a favor by throw those tin cans out the window and drive slow are school zones.

Sometime during the night someone took 25 watermelons from the back of a truck that was parked at the corner of third and wells street, says el constable cadena. Si it seems that this truck has been the target of getting ripped off every other night. The owner of the melons El senor Rey Strait told us que who would such a thing. I told him I could name a few persons. There is a small reward in any information pertaining to this matter.

And finally, Yesterday afternoon, ten barrio members and a few others were arrested on our second annual “ lets take our clothes off fun walk”. This event was not sponsor nor did they have permission to have held this event in the city limits or even anywhere in the county. It took about 30 minutes to rounding up all the participants. Charges are pending.

Well there you have it raza counting towards la vida loca.

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