Hejola report for 11162016.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again, I am David Duran, have you ever
noticed how time flies when you have money vs. when you don’t have money it
moves really really slow? But for now here is our award winning barrio headline
news:
A follow up story about a barrio hero Tina V. Gonzales.
And how did Tina V. get into this mess?
Where do we start when you have persons loving their pets so
much que they are willing to go to jail for them.. well that is the case con
Tina V. Gonzales. It all started like this:
It started sometime in October 2013;
Details about Tina V .
Part1.
This morning the barrio animal control unit went over to la
commadre Tina V. Gonzales and arrested her and then released her, when she went
on a rampage on all of the animal control unit workers, who were trying to
round up all 250 cats, she had in her back yard. After wrestling all 5 workers
to the ground she was told to let them men go and they would drop the charges
and leave her stinky ass alone. Before the animal control folks left they
dropped a ticket in her mail box and made and made a run for it. Oh, by the way
la commadre is 6’3” and weights 350 lbs. and is an ex professional barrio
wrestler. One of the animal control workers told us que she caught all five
workers off guard.
Part2.
As you might remember that we reported que la commadre had
over 250 cats in her backyard and fought off all five animal control workers,
well this morning they came back with a new strategy. They decided since they
couldn’t roundup la commadre’s cat in her back yard, they decided to wait
outside her yard and waited for them cats to wonder off her property. At this
time the city has reported que over 50 cats have already been arrested and
waiting for more arrests. We will keep you informed on this matter.
Part 3.
This morning 5 barrio animal control unit workers went over
to la commadre Tina V. Gonzales again with a new plan. This time la commadre T
was not very happy with the idea that they capture some 50 of her cats outside
her perimeter, had her own plan. The report says when the barrio animal control
unit arrived this morning around 5 a.m. and noticed at least 50 more of them
cats outsider the demilitarized zone that la commadre had marked in her back
yard. Well at least three of the animal control unit workers tried to chase
down some of them cats found them self well within the DMZ zone. Where all of
a sudden la commadre appeared from a hidden bunker she had built
for such an occasion behind the three animal control workers, managed to
capture all the workers by knocking them down with a 10 foot 2x4 and taking
them into her second fenced area next to her home. The other two workers made a
run for it in an effort not to get caught but managed to contact the constable
Cadena. No word on the status of this sage and standoff.
Part 4.
The constable in charge of this drama being held at this
moment told us que he was very glad to see that the three hostage were doing
great and seem to be in good health. He also stated that la commadre had bar b
q some food for the three men and bought some beer also. All and all the
situation seems to be reaching an end soon, and hoping que la commadre T will
release the workers with no one getting hurt
soon.
Part 5. Community support for Tina V.
Today at least 35 people have gather at the corner of third
and wells protesting the way the barrio animal control unit has handled the cat
situation here. It seems that many of the protestors are telling us que there
is really no need to be bringing in the local law dogs from across the streets
and their swat team to end this terrible siege, in which the constable is
considering if la commadre Tina doesn’t release the three hostage she captured
a few hours ago.
Part 6. Special agent’s side step barrio constable and raid
cat owner home.
It look like the constable had everything under control with
the sage on the corner of third and wells, where la commadre Tina V. Gonzales
had taken three animal control unit workers hostages.
Until 1 Am this morning, a handful of state and local police
swat team raided the home of la commadre, and recued all three animal control
workers. No report on how they did it or the status of la commadre Tina V. Gonzales.
More details later.
Some details have been provided and told us que mall sources tell us that la Commadre Tina V.
Gonzales had been accepted to the health center here in the mall under heavy
security. We do have word now that la commadre had been taser several times by
the police force when she tried to wrestle down several of the swat team from
across the tracks. During all this la commadre was reported of suffering a
cardiac arrest and was rushed here to get treated immediately after the so call
brawl. More details later.
The swag continues ……
Well there you have
it and lets pray for Tina.
We will continue the swag tomorrow! Please note this happen
in Oct 2013.
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