Hejola report for 11172016.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello again raza I am Maria la Bandia con
today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio delivery agent fired for stealing.
Henry the gardener arrested.
And now so darn good news.
We got some many complaints about the pot hoe’s in the hood
story, that the creator has announced que if we hurt anyone feelings we are
sorry and for all those pot hoe’s, good luck.
El senor Henry Gomez a known gardener and award winner was
arrested yesterday at the corner of third and wells street. He was pulled over
when his 1974 ford whatever ford looking suspicious. It turned out that the
back seat was loaded with potted plants, in fact, potted pot plants. The
backseat was so crowded that the leaves and branches of some plants were
sticking out of the car’s windows. The constable took him in and kept the
plants for evidence.
El senor Mark Martinez was fired and charged with stealing a
package from the only barrio delivery agent. It seems that Martinez
inadvertently came upon one package that he thought was drugs. So he took it on
his own to go and trade it for a pound cat food. It turned out that it wasn’t
drugs but the remains of a man who was cremated.
Ok raza save your penny’s Christmas is just around the
corner, and layaway aint too far.
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