Monday, April 3, 2017

hejola report for 04032017


Hejola report for 04032017.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, tx. Once again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news.

Barrio vato arrested for dressing like la commadre.

Ten chickens arrested at the edge of night.

And finally some good news.

La commadre maria Gomez announced today que her little boy, Junior, age 47 had just graduated for beauty hair dressing school from the Westinghouse barrio mall. Now la commadre Maria says que her little boy can cut hair with a license and has not to worry about getting arrested again. Just for the record, her son had been arrested several times for cutting hair without any kind of licenses and had at one time cut a man’s ear off when he moved from the chair due to the fact que, he, junior,  the barber was being raided. Congratulations junior.

El constable cadena was called to the edge of the barrio city limits when several folks reported que they had seen at least ten chickens roaming around at the edge of night. When the constable got to the edge of night, some of the chickens recognized el constable patrol car and made a run for it. After the dust settled el constable was able to catch at least two chickens and a duck from nowhere. The chickens were arrested and taken in for questioning.

Yesterday el compadre Juanito de la rosa, was arrested in front of the Westinghouse barrio mall dress la the commadre next door. What got him arrested was not for what he stand for, but was arrested when his prima, la commadre, noticed que he was wearing a dress she had reported stolen a few days ago. When el constable cadena got there he did notice que he was wearing something similar to what had been reported stolen. Charges are pending to see if la commadre can still fit in the dress she claimed stolen.

 

 

Ok raza have a great day

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