Hejolia report for 04192017.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hi bill Diaz here, now for our award winning
barrio headline news;
Roaches go to college.
Vato arrested along with his two farm animals.
And finally study tells us que Tejano gone gay.
A recent study published by our world known writer, David
Duran, a known gay Tejano advocate, wrote about how some many tejanos are
coming out of the closet. In his trailer
about his recent study he tells us que chingos de Tejano men and Tejano women
are letting it all hang out and declaring themselves part of a new generation of tejanos and don’t really
care if people say anything about them dancing con men or women. It seems que
many Tejano men have been seen dancing
with each other at several dances due to the fact que there wasn’t that many
women to dance with. Chinga. This of
course isn’t a problem for women, since they have been doing all along. For
more information concerning this study, please look in the mirror.
Yesterday Juan Lomas was arrested for DWI and was hauled off
to jail along with his two farm animal pets. His two year old brown pig and his
miniature horse were also given a ticket for being in the car with esta drunk
vato. El constable went one step further and tied the farm animals to a tree
near the window where Juan was locked up. He told us that the reason he did
that was because he couldn’t stop them pet’s from meowing. Somehow Juan had
taught his pets to sound like cats, you figure!!!
Yesterday classes were dismissed earlier than usual at our
local community college due to the fact that a troupe of barrio roaches raided
their campus. Campus director Al Gomez told this reported that those roaches
looked like they knew where they were going. Once again el barrio roach killer
was called to do his thing. The campus director also mention que if them
roaches come back today we just won’t open the doors.
Ok raza got to go, have a jolly good day.
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