Hejola report
for 05162018.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,Texas.
Hello again I am David Duran better known as the barrio polar bear con today’s
award winning barrio headline news;
Barrio donut
eating winner arrested:
It seems que
Juan sweet tooth Jones was this year’s donut eating champion after eating over 27 donuts in less
than 60 seconds. Keep in mind that this year’s donuts were donated by a whole
bunch of donut shop in the hood. Well it’s just so happens that when ole Juan
went on stage to get his prize one of the donut shop owners recognized him as
the one that had robbed then last week. He
was arrested and was not allowed to keep the prize.
Big dogs eat
little cats;
Yesterday afternoon
the owners of several big dogs were arrested for allowing their dogs to eat
some 12 kittens that were living next door. The owners of the dogs though it
was funny watch them dogs eat those little kittens. The dogs were arrested and
the owners were fined. No word on how long them dogs will be locked up!
And finally
barrio prepared for father’s day!
Barrio law
dogs are preparing for this year’s father’s day festivals! It seems like every
year someone in the hood finds out who their real father is and all hell breaks
loose. This year el constable Cadena encourage folks not to be giving folks any
surprise or information about their real parents and try to doing on an off day
like labor day or 4 of July.
Ok raza what
is in your wallet!
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