Hejola report for 05242018
Cchwnn.
Once again here is alcardio samudio. Como estan todos mi
raza today? We are doing great here in Kingsville, Texas the Mecca de conjunto
music. Now for todays headline barrio news:
Maria la vandia being sued by cchwnn.
Rain forces homeless to move barrio community center.
And finally new barrio mall has an announcement on grand
opening.
Yesterday afternoon we reported que a new barrio mall was
going to open on sept 16. Well its official the owners of El Centro barrio
trade center will officially open as announced. The new owners are Mrs. Maria
Elena Salinas, Mrs. E. Jackson, and el senior Manuel Ruelas. This
new group is called los barrio investor associates. The Centro officials are
asking our cyberspace friends if anyone is interested in opening a store or
shop just to let us now for more details.
In other news, at our barrio community center opened its
doors last night to at least 12 homeless folks that were forced to leave el
barrio conjunto enchanted land camping site. Barrio officials tell us que they
were forced to move due to the fact que the camping site was in violation of
camping ground rules. Los vato locos volunteer firefighter, we are in charge of
the center tell us que they will allow this homeless folks to stay there for a
week. Pero they better not make mucho pero says one of los locos.
And finally our creator has gone and done it. He is going
to take maria la vandia a former employee and barrio report to court. It seems
que maria has gone to work for a new barrio weekly news services. Our creator
tells us que maria is still under contract and has not ended her term here con
cchwnn. A court date is set for august sometime
2033. Daniel our creator is really pissed and hope que he can write
himself out of this one.
Well there you have it raza. Stay dry Houston and we will
pray for all the sick people in the world. From our command post here at 623
west elle, I am alcardio samudio.
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