Hejola report for 04102019.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas, hello again I am bill Diaz con today’s
award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio leader Tomas Trumps said que what is wrong with Dick
and Jane and what do you think about Jack and Jill(huh):
Today a press conference el barrio leader tried to convince
10 dogs, 5 cats, 3 donkeys named after him, and a number of morons that the
book we all read in elementary school Dick and Jane had it all wrong and that
Jack and Jill were immigrants! Trumpas than asked the very large crowd, when it
said, watch Jane jump, dick jumped to and so did sally, does anyone ever talk
about sally, she is real pretty and very smart! Why wouldn’t sally want to jump
like Jane and Dick? Some members of the crowd yelled out how about Jack and Jill!
Oh them, heck lock them up?
Taxes are up and so is your laundry detergent:
El barrio consumer report told us que not only are taxes
going up as fast as our gasoline is but the price of Laundry detergent has sky
rocketed to where it’s cheaper to wash clothing with dish soap and comet. Its very
simple just buy a big plastic bottle of dish soap that is about 85 % cheaper
and in some cases works better, heck the report also claimed that dish soap is
also good for your bathing!
And finally Humpty Dumpty didn’t have a great fall:
Again as he walked away from his press hearing he stopped
and added that you know that Humpty Dumpty didn’t really fall from that great
wall you the wall that greater than greater fell due to a fart he threw as he
tried to jump over. It was such a great fart that it knock him down from that
wall,You see all the folks don’t think that a wall can hold folks back but It
can. How do you think Humpty Dumpty feels right now?
Ok there you have it have a great day. Dang.
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