Westinghouse barrio mall newsletter for03312010
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello I am Gloria Guerra con this week’s barrio mall newsletter. Well first of all let’s go con el general fideo vermicelli con last week’s dog show report.
General: si Gloria thank you and did we have a wild weekend. This past week it was not announced
pero we had our annual “ here boy” dog show and con our special speak Pedro the dog love, better
known here in our hood as “the barrio dog mutter”. Well things start off on the right foot but somehow
got off to the left foot. It seems que pedro must have had too much to drink the night before, because
he wasn’t as good has he has before. In his effort to show folks how to control a pit bull attack,
seemed to go wrong. Pedro the dog love better known here in our hood as “the barrio dog mutter”
was seriously bitten and was taken or walked right over to our st. pauls medical center here in the
mall. His conditions are not known at this time. Hey Gloria we did learn something for esta vato,
chinga, and that was “ here boy” doesn’t work all the time. Now back to Gloria.
Well thanks general and I will try to remember that, chinga here boy. Oh well, in other news lets go to
our sports complex center con Frankie tuxedo zungia.
Frankie: si Gloria we don’t have the results of this years taqucha baseball championship due to the
fact que the scores couldn’t be confirmed due to the fact que el comparde juan cortez was the offical
on duty, got drunk and pissed off and took the scorebook records with him. At the present time we
have not seen or heard from esta pincha way. Now we are pending the results or the entry fee back,
chinga, oh where oh where can our compadre be. Now back to Gloria.
Ok Frankie and good luck, and now a few words from our gal blanca blanch blanco.
Bbb : si Gloria now que maria la vandia is back in town it seems que el creator Daniel has established
an office for her and her barrio news network, we wish this bitch had never come back…oops,, I meant
glad this bitch is back and now back to Gloria.
Well bbb I don’t know if maria is a bitch or not, that’s up to our creator Daniel.
But for now we will leave it alone. I am Gloria from the mall, have a great tejano day, and we will not
be on line again till next month around the mid week. Again have a great Easter and watch out for the kids.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
hejola report for 03302010
Hejola report for 03302010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again y como estan todos? Hello I am bill Diaz and now let’s go live to our remote coverage from our primo y prima garage sale, y our correspondent veronica la Lebanon.
Si my amigos it’s been a long time since you have heard from me pero I have been undercover.
I am not sure if our creator has mention to you que a few months ago I too graduated from el ojo barrio private school. And since the school promised that when you finish you have a job, well, there is where I have been con that job,
Anyhow let’s go our headline news from el primo y la prima garage sale located at the corner of wells and third street.:
Several new homes are being building where the old wells street was,
Several old homes are being knocked down on Wells Street, just in case,
And finally building permits are being question by real city officials.
Yesterday after noon a warrant was issued for our side of the tracks for BARRIO’S UNAUTHORIZED TAX COLLECTO (a position, please note must be willing to take a bite once in awhile, and as long he promise to do what the bite was about, really.) henry Alvarado Montana, age 56.
We are really not certain que the warrant says about mr montana, pero we heard que it might be que esta vato might have gone across the tracks to collect from some raza that moved over there, without the bit of the month. Somehow someone told them que the barrio tax, it didn’t count over here, so they called the cops.
The police report says que etsa montana la puso el doddge and wang was gone in a second. So the real cops are looking for him over here to talk con el. We think it has to do con the building permits of all those new homes, which brings us to our next story,
The city has stopped all construction at south third and warrior street. It seems que since the city closed this street about twenty years ago; many of the old home owner’s relatives have declared the abandon city street, their front yard, since it’s been their front lawns for their home all along this abandon street for at least twenty years. The city did not comment nor none of the barrio officials were available.
Oh but some good news, the city has decided to get ready and knock down some old homes and make new room for those that are getting ready to be run off the city abandon street now them folks call their front yard.. pess hejola.
That’s the news and now let’s go to la prima y el primo.
El prim: buen thank you
La prim: me too,
Ok so tell us what we got going here at this week garage sale?
El prim: it’s really not a garage sale, es que we have lots of stuff que we find, and we buy and we trade and people gives us and if I see things in the street or in mid of the side walk I might just take it, basically I love dumpsters, So you can see que we have chingos de things.
La prim; we just want to let you know que we also have tamales for sale and a little deer meat y fresh llama meat, but don’t tell too many people porque I think they are looking for that poor little llama que got run over in the street que we found y…… con a bullet wound to the head, so we brought it home to see if we could bring it back to life.
Well la prima don’t worry. Anyhow thanks to both of you for sponsoring our remote broadcast the rest of the week except tomorrow, we will be live here at la prima y el primo garage during the week sales. Come one and come all, the only deals we lose dese el primo are the ones he don’t know about.. see you raza, and like jv says stay tejano.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello once again y como estan todos? Hello I am bill Diaz and now let’s go live to our remote coverage from our primo y prima garage sale, y our correspondent veronica la Lebanon.
Si my amigos it’s been a long time since you have heard from me pero I have been undercover.
I am not sure if our creator has mention to you que a few months ago I too graduated from el ojo barrio private school. And since the school promised that when you finish you have a job, well, there is where I have been con that job,
Anyhow let’s go our headline news from el primo y la prima garage sale located at the corner of wells and third street.:
Several new homes are being building where the old wells street was,
Several old homes are being knocked down on Wells Street, just in case,
And finally building permits are being question by real city officials.
Yesterday after noon a warrant was issued for our side of the tracks for BARRIO’S UNAUTHORIZED TAX COLLECTO (a position, please note must be willing to take a bite once in awhile, and as long he promise to do what the bite was about, really.) henry Alvarado Montana, age 56.
We are really not certain que the warrant says about mr montana, pero we heard que it might be que esta vato might have gone across the tracks to collect from some raza that moved over there, without the bit of the month. Somehow someone told them que the barrio tax, it didn’t count over here, so they called the cops.
The police report says que etsa montana la puso el doddge and wang was gone in a second. So the real cops are looking for him over here to talk con el. We think it has to do con the building permits of all those new homes, which brings us to our next story,
The city has stopped all construction at south third and warrior street. It seems que since the city closed this street about twenty years ago; many of the old home owner’s relatives have declared the abandon city street, their front yard, since it’s been their front lawns for their home all along this abandon street for at least twenty years. The city did not comment nor none of the barrio officials were available.
Oh but some good news, the city has decided to get ready and knock down some old homes and make new room for those that are getting ready to be run off the city abandon street now them folks call their front yard.. pess hejola.
That’s the news and now let’s go to la prima y el primo.
El prim: buen thank you
La prim: me too,
Ok so tell us what we got going here at this week garage sale?
El prim: it’s really not a garage sale, es que we have lots of stuff que we find, and we buy and we trade and people gives us and if I see things in the street or in mid of the side walk I might just take it, basically I love dumpsters, So you can see que we have chingos de things.
La prim; we just want to let you know que we also have tamales for sale and a little deer meat y fresh llama meat, but don’t tell too many people porque I think they are looking for that poor little llama que got run over in the street que we found y…… con a bullet wound to the head, so we brought it home to see if we could bring it back to life.
Well la prima don’t worry. Anyhow thanks to both of you for sponsoring our remote broadcast the rest of the week except tomorrow, we will be live here at la prima y el primo garage during the week sales. Come one and come all, the only deals we lose dese el primo are the ones he don’t know about.. see you raza, and like jv says stay tejano.
Monday, March 29, 2010
hejola report for 03292010
Hejolia report for 03302010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now that man that dresses like a woman behind closed doors here is David duran.
Heaveno raza, Come on man give me a break, now for the headline news:
Barrio constable arrests gringo man for trespassing and shooting dog,
Brain injury vato arrested for threaten persons at mall and rubbing unknown objects on the ground,
And finally barrio residents build mini racetrack in their back yard.
Yesterday afternoon, el constable along con several law enforcement agents raided los canales wetland mini-bmx-raced track that was craved into los canales wetland behind their home. It seems que they were operating this racetrack without a permit or need insurances in case someone got hurt. In addition to this several barrio residents were complaining about the noise it had created. Once the law enforcement agents advise the canales about this illegal track, he and several of his family members went over to his neighboring apartment complex and began knocking on doors wanting to know who called the police.
La seniora Martinez who lives in that complex, was very frighten by los canales family members, they were very aggressive and verbally abusive and she was very concerned for her safety and the well being of others there. The constable once again returned to the canales home and talked to him and his friends. Mr. canales said he wouldn’t be banging on doors again, but did say que he would continue to use his racetrack just for personal use. The constable said que he would continue to patrol the hood to make sure que the noise level is within the limits.
A few weeks ago we reported que a Anglo operated tour company had added to their site the biggest mesquite tree in the county on their sites to visit. It so happens que this tree is in the hood. Well this weekend a member of the tour bus, jumped out of the bus as it prepared to leave the site. He jumped the fence and trespassed into the private property. At the same time he shot the watch dog “spot” con a dart gun. As he approached the tree witness say que he pulled out an ax and yelled out loud que he was going to chop down the tree. But before he even started several passengers on the tour bus tackled the man and held him down until the constable got there. Constable cadena along con several lalaland employees load the man into the constable’s car and was taken to a mental health facility across the tracks.
And finally if think couldn’t get worse, as the constable was driving el gringo across the track, he got a call from the from the mall que a vato who is known for having a brain injury was reported to be threatening people at the Westinghouse barrio mall parking lot con a water gun and telling them que he was going to shoot ten or twenty of them as they shop. It was also reported que he was also rubbing a rubber hoe on the ground and telling people to stick up their nose. Once the constable got there and arrested the man, he was also taken to mental health facilities across the tracks along con el gringo in the same car.
Well raza there you have it for today, have a great day and que viva la raza.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Now that man that dresses like a woman behind closed doors here is David duran.
Heaveno raza, Come on man give me a break, now for the headline news:
Barrio constable arrests gringo man for trespassing and shooting dog,
Brain injury vato arrested for threaten persons at mall and rubbing unknown objects on the ground,
And finally barrio residents build mini racetrack in their back yard.
Yesterday afternoon, el constable along con several law enforcement agents raided los canales wetland mini-bmx-raced track that was craved into los canales wetland behind their home. It seems que they were operating this racetrack without a permit or need insurances in case someone got hurt. In addition to this several barrio residents were complaining about the noise it had created. Once the law enforcement agents advise the canales about this illegal track, he and several of his family members went over to his neighboring apartment complex and began knocking on doors wanting to know who called the police.
La seniora Martinez who lives in that complex, was very frighten by los canales family members, they were very aggressive and verbally abusive and she was very concerned for her safety and the well being of others there. The constable once again returned to the canales home and talked to him and his friends. Mr. canales said he wouldn’t be banging on doors again, but did say que he would continue to use his racetrack just for personal use. The constable said que he would continue to patrol the hood to make sure que the noise level is within the limits.
A few weeks ago we reported que a Anglo operated tour company had added to their site the biggest mesquite tree in the county on their sites to visit. It so happens que this tree is in the hood. Well this weekend a member of the tour bus, jumped out of the bus as it prepared to leave the site. He jumped the fence and trespassed into the private property. At the same time he shot the watch dog “spot” con a dart gun. As he approached the tree witness say que he pulled out an ax and yelled out loud que he was going to chop down the tree. But before he even started several passengers on the tour bus tackled the man and held him down until the constable got there. Constable cadena along con several lalaland employees load the man into the constable’s car and was taken to a mental health facility across the tracks.
And finally if think couldn’t get worse, as the constable was driving el gringo across the track, he got a call from the from the mall que a vato who is known for having a brain injury was reported to be threatening people at the Westinghouse barrio mall parking lot con a water gun and telling them que he was going to shoot ten or twenty of them as they shop. It was also reported que he was also rubbing a rubber hoe on the ground and telling people to stick up their nose. Once the constable got there and arrested the man, he was also taken to mental health facilities across the tracks along con el gringo in the same car.
Well raza there you have it for today, have a great day and que viva la raza.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
barrio stock market report for 03262010
barrio stock market report for 032262010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Tx. Now back from vacation here is Urbano Yosabatodo. Como estan todos mi amigos. Hejolia did we get emails from at least one person asking to what happen to our report last week. Well raza like everything else, I was on vacation. I took a few days off and went to the lower valley de tejas. But now I am back and ready for some action Jackson. So now con el barrio stock market report:
Las tortillas: Las tortillas remained stable this past few weeks. It seems que more and more raza are making their own tortillas now a days. Leaving that raza tortilla smell in your whole home. Which we feel is alright, that’s if you are raza. For some reason or another everybody wants a clean smelling home, hejolia well it’s going to be hard, that’s if you making your own tortillas. Tortillas ended the week at $1.10 a dozen.
Los taquitos: well folks we were surprise this morning when we ate at la commadres grill. It seems que we didn’t have to pay for our meal this morning due to que la commadre wanted us to mention her name on our report. Well raza we do encourage every single one of you that can read and understand this report que your local barrio restaurant owners need your business. So stop eating at those major chain restaurants and bring your business closer to home. Taquitos going at $1.45 each and in some cases two for one in larger cities.
Los tamales: los tamales took a drop on price this week. Since the weather is warming up a bit, many barrio consumers find it hard to eat those tamales on very warm days. Now is the time to buy and freeze says Manuel Gonzales a tamale broker. Los tamales going at $4.50 a dozen.
Las empanadas: for many las empanadas comes in at least three favors, but our sources say que there might be a very very very very small change que the price will go down this week sometime. Barrio consumer groups tell us que they have being asking around and since we do report on las empanadas many dealers are willing to lower the price just for us to get off their case. Las empanadas at stable at .89 cent each with no sign of them going down.
Baracoa de caveza: los city commissioners for both sides of the tracks voted yesterday to study the possibilities off banning the selling of beef heads within the city limits. It’s just too much to monitor now with that mad cow disease going around said city commissioner Ernest roughneck. “Them boys need to use some other part of that cow for their barbeque.” says Mr. roughneck. A private group called let me put the finger on you will do the study. The results should be done in ten years. La Baracoa was still at $5.50 a lb.
Cheap beer: barrio store owners pulled a fast one this past weekend in which the majority agreed to raise the price on cheap beer from $3.65 a six pack to $4.95 a six pack. Barrio consumers are being made aware of this increase. One beer drinker said que now the beer is going up, what could be next?
Barrio want ads:
Item #524126: youth clothing for sale all sizes.
Item #85623: women underwear for sale, all sizes.
Barrio realtors report:
Back yard properties are for sale. Make offer.
Ok raza there we have it and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Tx. Now back from vacation here is Urbano Yosabatodo. Como estan todos mi amigos. Hejolia did we get emails from at least one person asking to what happen to our report last week. Well raza like everything else, I was on vacation. I took a few days off and went to the lower valley de tejas. But now I am back and ready for some action Jackson. So now con el barrio stock market report:
Las tortillas: Las tortillas remained stable this past few weeks. It seems que more and more raza are making their own tortillas now a days. Leaving that raza tortilla smell in your whole home. Which we feel is alright, that’s if you are raza. For some reason or another everybody wants a clean smelling home, hejolia well it’s going to be hard, that’s if you making your own tortillas. Tortillas ended the week at $1.10 a dozen.
Los taquitos: well folks we were surprise this morning when we ate at la commadres grill. It seems que we didn’t have to pay for our meal this morning due to que la commadre wanted us to mention her name on our report. Well raza we do encourage every single one of you that can read and understand this report que your local barrio restaurant owners need your business. So stop eating at those major chain restaurants and bring your business closer to home. Taquitos going at $1.45 each and in some cases two for one in larger cities.
Los tamales: los tamales took a drop on price this week. Since the weather is warming up a bit, many barrio consumers find it hard to eat those tamales on very warm days. Now is the time to buy and freeze says Manuel Gonzales a tamale broker. Los tamales going at $4.50 a dozen.
Las empanadas: for many las empanadas comes in at least three favors, but our sources say que there might be a very very very very small change que the price will go down this week sometime. Barrio consumer groups tell us que they have being asking around and since we do report on las empanadas many dealers are willing to lower the price just for us to get off their case. Las empanadas at stable at .89 cent each with no sign of them going down.
Baracoa de caveza: los city commissioners for both sides of the tracks voted yesterday to study the possibilities off banning the selling of beef heads within the city limits. It’s just too much to monitor now with that mad cow disease going around said city commissioner Ernest roughneck. “Them boys need to use some other part of that cow for their barbeque.” says Mr. roughneck. A private group called let me put the finger on you will do the study. The results should be done in ten years. La Baracoa was still at $5.50 a lb.
Cheap beer: barrio store owners pulled a fast one this past weekend in which the majority agreed to raise the price on cheap beer from $3.65 a six pack to $4.95 a six pack. Barrio consumers are being made aware of this increase. One beer drinker said que now the beer is going up, what could be next?
Barrio want ads:
Item #524126: youth clothing for sale all sizes.
Item #85623: women underwear for sale, all sizes.
Barrio realtors report:
Back yard properties are for sale. Make offer.
Ok raza there we have it and have a great tejano day.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
hejola report for 03252010
Hejola report for 03252010.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hi, I am bill Diaz con our barrio award winning headline news. Now let’s get to that award winning news:
New rules are impose on parents for this year’s youth baseball league,
Recycle can drive continues this weekend,
And local rain kind of ruined barrio community garden.
This past weekend we were told que the two inches of rain really had an impact on our local barrio community garden. This year’s garden is located at the corner of third and wells. This location was swamped con chingos de water and floods the whole garden, wasting away almost all of this year’s young plant. One of the organizers told us que it’s going to be a real sad year for all those depending on these free vegetables.
In other news, los vatos loco volunteer fire fighters will be standing at their traditional spots this weekend hoping to reach this year’s recycle can goal. This recycle cans are used for our annual Easter Sunday recycle can hunt in the hood, this is a new way to teach our children how to take care of our community and our environment. So if you are drinking and driving, make sure you drop off some of those empty cans and help our kid’s .
And finally our local county community parents group has imposed a new rule to all parents that plan on attending their youth baseball games this season. This new rule will not allow parents or any adult over the age of 21 to chase foul balls for free snow cones. In the last two years three adult parents have either broken a leg or some part of their body as a result of chasing foul balls. This new rule should make more fun for those kids wanting a few snowcone, without having to worry about getting run over by some cheap ass adult that don’t want to pay for a snow cone.
Well there we have it. Oh by the way there is still no update on who will keep panzone caliente’s asses. I am bill diaz and have a great tejano day.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, TX. Hi, I am bill Diaz con our barrio award winning headline news. Now let’s get to that award winning news:
New rules are impose on parents for this year’s youth baseball league,
Recycle can drive continues this weekend,
And local rain kind of ruined barrio community garden.
This past weekend we were told que the two inches of rain really had an impact on our local barrio community garden. This year’s garden is located at the corner of third and wells. This location was swamped con chingos de water and floods the whole garden, wasting away almost all of this year’s young plant. One of the organizers told us que it’s going to be a real sad year for all those depending on these free vegetables.
In other news, los vatos loco volunteer fire fighters will be standing at their traditional spots this weekend hoping to reach this year’s recycle can goal. This recycle cans are used for our annual Easter Sunday recycle can hunt in the hood, this is a new way to teach our children how to take care of our community and our environment. So if you are drinking and driving, make sure you drop off some of those empty cans and help our kid’s .
And finally our local county community parents group has imposed a new rule to all parents that plan on attending their youth baseball games this season. This new rule will not allow parents or any adult over the age of 21 to chase foul balls for free snow cones. In the last two years three adult parents have either broken a leg or some part of their body as a result of chasing foul balls. This new rule should make more fun for those kids wanting a few snowcone, without having to worry about getting run over by some cheap ass adult that don’t want to pay for a snow cone.
Well there we have it. Oh by the way there is still no update on who will keep panzone caliente’s asses. I am bill diaz and have a great tejano day.
westside warrior news network for 03232010
Westside warrior news network for 03232010.
Cchwnn,
Kingsville,tx. Hi. I am Lewis mojo Lewis with this week’s barrio headline news. But before we get there we have today’s question: How does anyone know If you are tejano? But for now let’s get to our barrio award winning headline news:
Several brothers and sister get hurt at barbeque rally,
City fathers and mothers review barrio plans for some new street repairs for red district.
And finally barbeque fees go up also.
Like if the government wasn’t doing enough to get into yours and my business, it has proposed to implement a barrio fee for those that want to barbeque. The permit would have to be purchases before or on the day you start that fire, you will need to have that permit. If not el constable cadena or one of his aids will sell you that darn permit at your bbq site. You will be fined a small fee, if you violate this new law.
A new plan has been revised for our side of the hood. This plan will replace the old plans that the city had for this side of town. Now the new plans call for new roads for our red district which by the way has only one street left. It seems que when it comes to repairing streets here in Kingsville, it’s cheaper to close and block the street instead of repairing it. That is what this new plans will do for our side of town, we hope. Now if this new plans are calling for closing off some streets it’s not a very good plan. But we can’t comment of this plans because they are not finalized plans. But when the final plan comes down than we will be able to explain this plan to you all.
And finally “our church to save your poor ass” had its annual bar be que hang out this past weekend. Things we going smooth until some white folks came over and asked what you black folks cooking up and if he could buy a plate. Well one brother told that white smart ass que it wasn’t the naacpp or anything like that and no we weren’t selling bbq plates. Well the white dude told our brother that there was no need to be rude, and our soul brother went off and smacked that white dude. Well before you know it all of the rest of the white dude that were with him got into a pushing and fighting mode. Once the el constable and some resident showed up and stopped this whole raid. There were at least seven injured and need some type of medical assistants and two were arrested.
Well folks there you have it for this week’s barrio headline news. I am Lewis mojo Lewis.
Cchwnn,
Kingsville,tx. Hi. I am Lewis mojo Lewis with this week’s barrio headline news. But before we get there we have today’s question: How does anyone know If you are tejano? But for now let’s get to our barrio award winning headline news:
Several brothers and sister get hurt at barbeque rally,
City fathers and mothers review barrio plans for some new street repairs for red district.
And finally barbeque fees go up also.
Like if the government wasn’t doing enough to get into yours and my business, it has proposed to implement a barrio fee for those that want to barbeque. The permit would have to be purchases before or on the day you start that fire, you will need to have that permit. If not el constable cadena or one of his aids will sell you that darn permit at your bbq site. You will be fined a small fee, if you violate this new law.
A new plan has been revised for our side of the hood. This plan will replace the old plans that the city had for this side of town. Now the new plans call for new roads for our red district which by the way has only one street left. It seems que when it comes to repairing streets here in Kingsville, it’s cheaper to close and block the street instead of repairing it. That is what this new plans will do for our side of town, we hope. Now if this new plans are calling for closing off some streets it’s not a very good plan. But we can’t comment of this plans because they are not finalized plans. But when the final plan comes down than we will be able to explain this plan to you all.
And finally “our church to save your poor ass” had its annual bar be que hang out this past weekend. Things we going smooth until some white folks came over and asked what you black folks cooking up and if he could buy a plate. Well one brother told that white smart ass que it wasn’t the naacpp or anything like that and no we weren’t selling bbq plates. Well the white dude told our brother that there was no need to be rude, and our soul brother went off and smacked that white dude. Well before you know it all of the rest of the white dude that were with him got into a pushing and fighting mode. Once the el constable and some resident showed up and stopped this whole raid. There were at least seven injured and need some type of medical assistants and two were arrested.
Well folks there you have it for this week’s barrio headline news. I am Lewis mojo Lewis.
spring youth programs and you 2010.
Cchwnn: Spring Youth programs and you 2010.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Frankie Tuxedo Zungia with this exclusive report on Spring Youth programs and you, yes you the parent. As we approach this spring youth programs such as baseball and soccer and who knows what else, you the parent are faced con chingos de decisions. One has to wonder if we even have time to do stuff like that with our children.
You know and I am sure you do our children, am the leaders of tomorrow but am they all going to be leaders, but that’s another issue folks, but for now, let’s talk about your responsibilities as a barrio parent.
First of all don’t complaint about how much it’s going to cost. We got stuff in the garage that we don’t even use. So how about selling some of that stuff to cover any expenses you might occur while you watch panchito play ball. Than there those darn practices. You know if panchito don’t practice he might not grow up to be that team player and that leader we are hoping he grows up to be.
Then there are those games that are held so darn early that you might even have to use some of your leave at work to be able to get there on time. And then to top it off, it might even be your turn as a parent to bring the whole darn team a snack and a drink for after the game.
So let’s say your kid made the practice, then made the game and then only played one inn and batted only one time. Now was that fun or what? Than once he got to hit the ball he was called out by some volunteer umpire that doesn’t know shit from shineola. And to top it off, you were asked to leave because you wanted to argue that bad call.
But way before you got runoff; you bought some refreshments at the ball park. So now you figure that it would have been much cheaper if you would have chased a few foul balls you could have saved a few dollars. Oh by the way in some places parents are prohibited from chasing foul balls for free snow cones.
And finally you leave the park all dusty and tired and your kids want to stop and get something to eat. Now you wonder how much it is going to cost to raise this future leader. All and all children are the leaders of tomorrow, many might not grow up to be the next home run king or even the next Mickey mantle but they might be the next county commissioner or even a lawyer, than you will ask yourself it was worth the time and effort you as a parent put into raising your child.
But than what do I know I am just a make believe person. I am Frankie tuxedo Zuniga.
Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Frankie Tuxedo Zungia with this exclusive report on Spring Youth programs and you, yes you the parent. As we approach this spring youth programs such as baseball and soccer and who knows what else, you the parent are faced con chingos de decisions. One has to wonder if we even have time to do stuff like that with our children.
You know and I am sure you do our children, am the leaders of tomorrow but am they all going to be leaders, but that’s another issue folks, but for now, let’s talk about your responsibilities as a barrio parent.
First of all don’t complaint about how much it’s going to cost. We got stuff in the garage that we don’t even use. So how about selling some of that stuff to cover any expenses you might occur while you watch panchito play ball. Than there those darn practices. You know if panchito don’t practice he might not grow up to be that team player and that leader we are hoping he grows up to be.
Then there are those games that are held so darn early that you might even have to use some of your leave at work to be able to get there on time. And then to top it off, it might even be your turn as a parent to bring the whole darn team a snack and a drink for after the game.
So let’s say your kid made the practice, then made the game and then only played one inn and batted only one time. Now was that fun or what? Than once he got to hit the ball he was called out by some volunteer umpire that doesn’t know shit from shineola. And to top it off, you were asked to leave because you wanted to argue that bad call.
But way before you got runoff; you bought some refreshments at the ball park. So now you figure that it would have been much cheaper if you would have chased a few foul balls you could have saved a few dollars. Oh by the way in some places parents are prohibited from chasing foul balls for free snow cones.
And finally you leave the park all dusty and tired and your kids want to stop and get something to eat. Now you wonder how much it is going to cost to raise this future leader. All and all children are the leaders of tomorrow, many might not grow up to be the next home run king or even the next Mickey mantle but they might be the next county commissioner or even a lawyer, than you will ask yourself it was worth the time and effort you as a parent put into raising your child.
But than what do I know I am just a make believe person. I am Frankie tuxedo Zuniga.
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