hejola report for 06172009

Hejola report for 06172009.
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Kingsville,tx. Once again I am bill diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news.
Barrio man arrested for making too much noise.
Brain freeze raspa cause big ass accident.
And finally barrio only black barbeque shop closed down.
When willie wigfall, an African American/ black man owner of the only barbeque café/shop was shut down for a few hours, after a fight broke out with one of its customers. It seems que Mr. wigfall refused to sell a small jar of his secret barbeque sauce, which contains a bit of alcohol and wine to a white customer, because the white dude couldn’t prove his age. We just don’t sell this stuff to anyone says mr. wigfall, but in this case I had never seen this customer or knew him.
The customer bill joe royal, a white dude from across the tracks was arrested and will be charge for the damages he did here at the shop. Oh by the way black barbeque shop has reopen its doors and has cut down on the amount of alcohol he uses in making his secret sauces.
In other news, It seems que el compadre Gilbert Salinas crashed his three wheeler bicycle, into an apartment complex lower floor and blamed it on a brain freeze from a cold snow cone, raspa for this mishap. Gilbert told el constable cadena que the sharp and sudden pain on top of his head was what cause he to lose control of his three wheeler bicycle. Charges are still pending, el constable told us que el compadre Salinas smelled a bit like beer.

And finally el compay bill Hondo, a vato who lives on the second floor at this apartment complex, was having too much fun watching cartoon que he doubled up with laughter and collapsed on the floor. His fall startled his downstairs neighbor who they believed he had a heart attack, so they called el constable cadena and 811. When the cops arrived el compay billy didn’t want to go anywhere until the program was over. Well the law dogs saw it different so the pepper spray him
and handcuffed his ass and arrested him and dragged his ass to jail. Charges are still pending.
Well there you have it folks, counting down towards tejano roots and it could be our year.