Monday, June 29, 2009

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Paris del helles daily 06292009.
Cchwnn: world wide hejola report.
(please note some of our reporting this week will be done outside the mall due to the power shortage.)
Now live from Paris, France con our French correspondent Francisco Delgado de Gaulle.
bonjour de Paris France je suis fransico. nous espérons que le que vous font avoir ralenti de grandes choses bonnes de Pâques maintenant que le gouvernement français ne se déplacera pas en avant sur cette idée sur louer et mettre le feu des jeunes de toute façon nous devrait être de retour dans les états à la fin de peut puisque notre visa expirera de toute façon ont un jour splendide de tejano.
Now for todays headline news:
Cchwnn mall office stormed by protestors.
Large number of tejano fans flea conjunto land,
And twenty-two arrested at the mall area.
El constable cadena has not released any names of the twenty-two arrested on an all day ordeal at the Westinghouse barrio mall area. It all started Saturday night. El constable cadena con el help del el ojo junior barrio private eye security barrio force666 were able to maintain order at the mall ten hours later. The twenty-two arrested are protestors, some clowns, and a few homeless folks were rounded up in the dark. And taken across the tracks to be jailed and booked.

In other news ten tejano fans were injured when a certain group was performing when the power turned off at el barrio conjunto enchanted land theme park. For some reason or another many of the concert goers starting running out the gate once all the power went off. These caused a stamped and ten tejano fans got run over and some were stomped on. The power shortage is being investigated by the fire department and the real cops from eastside.

And finally at the mall, the small protest turned to be a big massive attraction to all the hard core folks that don’t believe in a free press. While many were protesting la empanada conventions, some protestor were there looking for trouble. In all this cchwnn studio was ran sack and a total of seven other stores were damaged as the protestors ran through the mall area yelling and screaming and throwing #### and breaking stuff. El ojo barrio private academy was not damage since the students of the second floor academy barricade themselves inside the school. Anyhow this is also being investigated by the authorities.

At this time we are not sure when we will be able to return to that mall area since it is being blocked off for further review. Again I am French correspondent Francisco Delgado de Gaulle and have a great tejano day.

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